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According to Spike.com's "Top 10 Actresses Past Their Expiration Date," Drew Barrymore's "just another talking chubby face attached to a chubby body that should know better than to be projected on a giant movie screen." Guess misogyny never expires. [Spike] More »
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Did you see Twilight this weekend? You must have: The vampire flick raked in $70 bloody million at the box office, the top debut ever for a film directed by one woman. And it's official: Women love vampires. The folks at iVillage interviewed a professor who claims it has to do with "the erotics of anticipation," controlled passion and the "deferral of any type of sexual consummation." Sure, sure. But also: Something about blood and danger taps into the primal part of us and whispers, "sexy." Or at least: "Cool." But Edward from Twilight isn't the only undead game in town: After the jump, find seven bloodsuckers that make him look like a mosquito. More »
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Thanks to the reader who introduced us to MANswers, a show on Spike that answers trivia questions of interest to men, assuming those "men" are Joe Francis and some particularly repugnant 14-year-old boys. Having already answered the questions, "Can you freeze your farts and smell them later?" and, "Who's easiest, straight girls, bi chicks, or lesbians?" a video posted this month poses the question, "Where can you find babes who are best in the sack?" According to MANswers, the "perfect poon poaching paradise" is a feminist rally!! Two studies found that men report being more sexually satisfied when they are "banging a feminist." Damn it. Now men know that all of our feminist gatherings devolve into the stripping down to bikinis and slapping of asses! [Spike] More »
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