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It was adorable in <em>Bridesmaids</em> when the very charming Officer Nathan Rhodes met Kristin Wiig's character, Annie Walker, while pulling her over for a broken rear light. But things don't always turn out so nicely in real life, as one police officer in Stickney, Illinois, discovered the hard way.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5874094/cop-gets-sued-after-giving-a-woman-a-ticket-then-asking-her-out-on-a-date" title="Click here to read more about Cop Gets Sued After Giving a Woman a Ticket, Then Asking Her Out on a Date">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 08 Jan 2012 15:35:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: BUZSzlvNpJ0 --><!-- /videoId: BUZSzlvNpJ0 --> <strong>Gisele Bündchen</strong> was clocked doing 70 m.p.h. in a 55 zone while driving on Cape Cod this weekend. Two children were in the Cadillac S.U.V., presumably her son Benjamin and step-son Jack, and Bündchen was let off with a warning. The state trooper's son later Tweeted that <strong>she autographed the citation, with kisses</strong>. [<a href="http://bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1367224&position=0">BH</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5842470/gisele-bundchen-talks-her-way-out-of-a-speeding-ticket" title="Click here to read more about Gisele Talks Her Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Sep 2011 13:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Clever Lady Pretends She's In Labor To Avoid Speeding Ticket]]></title>
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				Remember that time in junior high when you used the old "cramps" excuse to avoid running the mile in gym class? Well, a New Zealand woman recently took it to the next level when she lied to police, telling them she was in labor. The woman was sitting shotgun in a car traveling at 146 km/h (90 mph), speeding around corners toward oncoming traffic and ignoring police signals to pull over. Officers responded to the pregnancy plea by cordoning off part of the road and rushing the woman to the hospital in an ambulance. Upon arrival at the hospital the woman, who was 7 months pregnant, promptly discharged herself and hopped in a waiting car that sped off into the night. Like a boss.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5822694/clever-lady-pretends-shes-in-labor-to-avoid-speeding-ticket" title="Click here to read more about Clever Lady Pretends She's In Labor To Avoid Speeding Ticket">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 Jul 2011 13:58:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				•  In a recent survey of teenage drivers, <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704866204575224110235731780.html?mod=rss_Autos">48% of girls admitted to routinely driving 10 miles or more</a> over the speed limit, while only 36% of boys said the same.  Furthermore, only 23% said teens make good drivers.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5531717/teen-girls-feel-the-need-for-speed--hot-balloon-treatment-reduces-period-woes" title="Click here to read more about Teen Girls Feel The Need For Speed • Hot Balloon Treatment Reduces Period Woes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A court in Sweden <a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/10/31/Court_Diarrhea_no_excuse_for_speeding/UPI-18531225429025/">rejected</a> a woman's argument that she was forced to drive 53 mph in a 43 mph zone because she had a case of the shits. The court said that speeding was only acceptable in "cases of emergency," such as a danger to someone's life or to prevent a crime. [<a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/10/31/Court_Diarrhea_no_excuse_for_speeding/UPI-18531225429025/">UPI</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5072108/gotta-go-gotta-go" title="Click here to read more about Gotta Go, Gotta Go">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Maybe it's because Judge Judy worked in the NYC Family Court system for years and years that she's particularly sympathetic to other municipal workers, like the plaintiff in this clip. He's a cop who pulled over the defendant's husband and son, who were going 100 mph in a 50 mph speed zone in their Lotus, attempting to street race with a Corvette. The defendant's wife decided to make trouble for the cop, and filed a complaint against him for "mistreating" her son because he is Hispanic; the cop is suing the woman, claiming the complaint is frivolous, and damaging to his employment record. Judge Judy totally agrees. Listen to the lashing she gives the defendant, her husband, whom JJ refers to as "Mr. Idiot", and their son.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/397572/judge-judy-has-zero-sympathy-for-idiots-and-their-offspring" title="Click here to read more about Judge Judy Has Zero Sympathy For Idiots And Their Offspring">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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