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			<title><![CDATA[Keira May Play Lady Di; Gaga Channels Mercury]]></title>
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				<ul><li>In an effort to snag Keira Knightley and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #helenmirren" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #helenmirren" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/helenmirren/">Helen Mirren</a>, the production company behind the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ladydi" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ladydi" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ladydi/">Lady Di</a> biopic proclaimed that they are at the top of producers' list (but that they'll take ScarJo if they have to). [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1321164/Keira-Knightley-lined-star-Diana-movie.html?ito=feeds-newsxml">Daily Mail</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5666018/keira-may-play-lady-di-gaga-channels-mercury" title="Click here to read more about Keira May Play Lady Di; Gaga Channels Mercury">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 17 Oct 2010 11:06:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Swiss Won't Extradite Polanski; GLAAD Wants Mayer To Apologize For Slur]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Swiss officials announced today that <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #romanpolanski" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #romanpolanski" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/romanpolanski/">Roman Polanski</a></strong> won't be extradited to the United States until L.A. courts make a "decision on the question of an in absentia trial." For now, he'll remain under house arrest at his Swiss chalet.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5470892/swiss-wont-extradite-polanski-glaad-wants-mayer-to-apologize-for-slur" title="Click here to read more about Swiss Won't Extradite Polanski; GLAAD Wants Mayer To Apologize For Slur">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #heidiklum" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #heidiklum" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/heidiklum/">Heidi Klum</a></strong> is not Superwoman, okay? She's not <i>walking</i> in the <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #victoriassecret" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #victoriassecret" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/victoriassecret/">Victoria's Secret</a></strong> runway show a mere month after giving birth to her fourth child. She's just going to <i>host</i> it. Sheesh. Some people have such unrealistic expectations. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/hwood_party_girl/b151992_heidi_klum_wont_strut_will_host.html?utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories">E!</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5396889/heidi-for-victorias-secret-tom-ford-talks-about-his-depression" title="Click here to read more about Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor,  Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"]]></title>
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				<ul><li>According to an ex-girlfriend of Yankees star <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #alexrodriguez" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #alexrodriguez" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/alexrodriguez/">Alex Rodriguez</a></strong>: "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure. It was ridiculous." [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/10/31/2009-10-31_arods_vanity_of_mythic_proportions__has_selfportrait_.html">NYDN</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5394175/a+rods-hilarious-bedroom-decor--jon-and-haileys-break+up-carefully-orchestrated" title="Click here to read more about A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor,  Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>A London man found the album from <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged AMY WINEHOUSE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged AMY WINEHOUSE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/amy-winehouse/">Amy Winehouse</a></strong>'s wedding to <strong>Blake Fielder-Civil</strong> in a dumpster with some photos torn out and Amy's beehive colored in. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5331836/winehouse-wedding-album-found-in-dumpster-dr-phil-accused-of-molesting-a-patient" title="Click here to read more about Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring]]></title>
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				<ul><li>According to a search warrant, <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DR. CONRAD MURRAY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DR. CONRAD MURRAY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/dr%27-conrad-murray/">Dr. Conrad Murray</a></strong> is officially the target of a manslaughter investigation into the death of <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL JACKSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL JACKSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/michael-jackson/">Michael Jackson</a></strong>. But more importantly, Michael's hair is being made into diamonds.<ul></ul></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5322384/mjs-hair-to-be-made-into-diamonds-kate-gosselin-finally-takes-off-the-ring" title="Click here to read more about MJ's Hair To Be Made Into Diamonds; Kate Gosselin Finally Takes Off The Ring">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Famous Friends React To Michael Jackson's Death]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Michael Jackson</strong>'s autopsy will be performed today. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jacksons-autopsy-expedited/">TMZ</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5302839/famous-friends-react-to-michael-jacksons-death" title="Click here to read more about Famous Friends React To Michael Jackson's Death">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SARAH JESSICA PARKER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SARAH JESSICA PARKER" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sarah-jessica-parker/">Sarah Jessica Parker</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MATTHEW BRODERICK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MATTHEW BRODERICK" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/matthew-broderick/">Matthew Broderick</a></strong>'s surrogate gave birth to their twin girls this morning in Ohio. Sarah Jessica and Matthew are at the hospital with the surrogate and released a statement saying:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5301667/surrogate-gives-birth-to-sarah-jessica-parker-and-matthew-brodericks-twins" title="Click here to read more about Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Is Thin, Happy & Tummy-Tucked]]></title>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, our roundup for tabloid "news." This week, because Angelina Jolie emerged from her European safehouse and appeared on the red carpet in New York looking fantastic, she is on <em>three</em> of the five weekly covers. <em>Star</em> and <em>Us</em> focus on her physique; <em>Life & Style</em> does a positive "How We Make It Work" relationship story, even though a month ago, the mag claimed Brad and Angie were at the "breaking point" and fellow Bauer Publishing title <em>In Touch</em> just did a cover with the words "Have They Split?" Anyway: The Spears sisters conquer the other two covers, though the stories are pretty yawn-inducing. Intern Margaret assists as we comb through the latest issues of <em>OK!</em>, <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>In Touch</em> and <em>Star</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5060607/this-week-in-tabloids-angelina-is-thin-happy--tummy+tucked" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Is Thin, Happy & Tummy-Tucked">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Amy Winehouse Gives Back Gowns With Sick Surprise]]></title>
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				<ul><li>What kind of fuckery is this? Amy Winehouse borrowed some designer dresses. When she returned them, they were splattered with vomit. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/3am/2008/09/25/amy-winehouse-hit-with-huge-bill-after-vomiting-on-designer-clothes-115875-20751293/">Mirror</a>]
<li>Some of the puke-stained dresses had developed furry mold on them. [<em>Hey, I'm eating breakfast, lady! - Ed.</em>]  [<a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/amy_winehouse_return_dresses_barf_puke.html">CelebNewsWire</a>]
<li>Meanwhile, Amy is trying to launch the singing career of her goddaughter, Dionne. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2008/09/26/amy-s-teen-sage-kicks-115875-20753128/">Mirror</a>]
<li>Except at Dionne's gig, Amy was a total fucking mess. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1062504/Falling-apart-Stick-Amy-Winehouse-looks-ravaged--admits-I-like-this.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]
<li>More "turmoil" for Brad and Angelina as Billy Bob Thornton says of Angie, "We're still close." Eh. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1061237/More-turmoil-Brad-Angelina-ex-husband-Billy-Bob-Thornton-reveals-Were-STILL-close.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5055173/amy-winehouse-gives-back-gowns-with-sick-surprise" title="Click here to read more about Amy Winehouse Gives Back Gowns With Sick Surprise">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Oprah! In final talks! To be on <em>30 Rock</em>! She'll play herself in scenes with Tina Fey's character Liz Lemon. Will Arnett and Jennifer Aniston are also making appearances on the show this fall. The bad news? The season premiere doesn't air until October 30. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/watch_with_kristin/b27027_oprah_winfrey_in_final_talks_guest_on.html?sid=rss_topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories">E!</a>]
<li>Paris Hilton has "manipulated" the Toronto Film Festival to get more publicity for a documentary about herself. There were three screenings of the film <em>Paris, Not France</em>; now there is only one, because that will "create more buzz." Hasn't her moment in the spotlight come and gone? [<A href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/09042008/gossip/pagesix/paris_hiltons_canadian_caper_127357.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>The <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20223164,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">trailer</a> for Lindsay Lohan's new movie, <em>Labor Pains</em>, is online. LL plays a publishing assistant who avoids getting fired by pretending to be pregnant. It looks almost barely funny. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20223164,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5045299/oprah-to-maybe-guest-star-on-30-rock" title="Click here to read more about Oprah To (Maybe) Guest Star On 30 Rock">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				New evidence suggests that teenage boys who receive sex education are <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/12/20/health/webmd/main3637820.shtml?so_3637820/">three times more likely</a> to use condoms when they lose their virginity. And that's not the only good news: The same study, conducted by the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, showed that  <em>all</em> teens who receive some kind of sex education will delay sex until at least age fifteen. The CDC did not differentiate what kid of sex education was taught &mdash; it treated abstinence-focused education the same way it studied more progressive forms of sex ed &mdash; though research released earlier this year showed that abstinence only programs <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/.no-shit.-studies/teenage-sex-drive-trumps-abstinence-education-320135.php/">don't really work</a>. (Interestingly, the only form of sex ed required in Jamie Lynn Spears' home state of Louisiana is <a href="http://www.wimnonline.org/WIMNsVoicesBlog/?p=916">abstinence only</a>; Jessica Sierra's home state of Florida <a href="http://www.youthdevelopment.org/aef/educationrequirements.htm">also requires</a>  abstinence only education but does not impose either sex ed <em>or</em> contraceptive practices on its students.)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/336623/study-shows-sex-ed-works-for-some-teens" title="Click here to read more about Study Shows Sex Ed Works For (Some) Teens">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>At VH1's Music Cares event, Mariah Carey's bodyguards busted into the ladies room and demanded everyone leave, but when one patron refused they told her, "You'd better not watch Mariah pee!" Umm, wasn't there a private stall? Or was she going to go crouch in the sink? [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/index.html">Rush & Molloy</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/304741/mariah-careys-not+so+private-bathroom-break" title="Click here to read more about Mariah Carey's Not-So-Private Bathroom Break">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Britney Spears, once known as a singer, was the most searched person on Yahoo's site for the fifth time in six years (beaten out in 2004 by Paris Hilton). We know Brit's done some remarkable things lately&mdash;married a nobody, had two babies and is now divorcing her stinky husband&mdash;but can someone tell us what exactly is it that keeps people interested in this ho'? <a href="http://www.rte.ie/arts/2006/1205/spearsb.html">http://www.rte.ie/arts/2006/1205/spearsb.html</a>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/219561/signs-of-the-apocalypse" title="Click here to read more about Signs of the Apocalypse">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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