The Fart Watch App would’ve transformed the Apple Watch from a needless chunk of metal to a needless chunk of metal that makes fart noises. But Apple, party poopers, won’t let the bros have their fun.

When the 10-year-old (I’m assuming) developers of the Fart Watch app (you can guess what it does) tried to get their brilliant creation into the App Store, Apple vetoed their attempt while scoffing loudly. According to Time:

The app has been rejected from the Apple Watch App Store, CultOfMac reports. Apple told the developers that “we noticed that your Apple Watch app is primarily a fart app. We do not accept fart apps on Apple Watch.”

Translation: Grow up. Time also points out that Apple is more conservative with their app guidelines than Google, who has only recently begun to regulate its apps for Google Play.

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