Someone Call Guinness, TMZ Has Made the World's Most Obnoxious Video

Just everything is wrong with this video discussing the “rapey” qualities of Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines. Everything. It is the worst. The second I started playing it, my toes curled up, my hair fell out, a wine glass shattered next to me, my boyfriend called from two rooms over “Is that Gilbert Gottfried?”

The whole thing on rape and women and men and it’s like five-year-olds in a critical thinking class. It’s just not happening, ya know?

Jesus H.