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			<title><![CDATA[Worth It:  Athletic Socks So Comfy, You'll Forget You Have Feet]]></title>
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				<em>Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our daily recommendation of random things that we've actually spent our own money on. These are the things we buy regularly or really like, things we'd actually tell our friends about. And now we're telling you.</em>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5852210/worth-it--athletic-socks-so-comfy-youll-forget-you-have-feet" title="Click here to read more about Worth It:  Athletic Socks So Comfy, You'll Forget You Have Feet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 21 Oct 2011 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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				If you're looking for a way to "sex up" your feet, allow us to introduce you to an interesting new product: <a href="http://www.halfpretties.com/products/half-pretties">Half Pretties</a>! They are basically lingerie for your feet, and they will… ummm… cover up your disgusting toes? Or something? Here's how the website describes them:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5845537/cover-your-toes-in-expensive-lace" title="Click here to read more about Cover Your Toes In Expensive Lace!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 Sep 2011 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cassie Murdoch]]></dc:creator>
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				Oh J. Crew. I don't understand you. Sometimes you know exactly what I want. Often it's like you've read my mind. But the drab duds you're hocking for holiday? Sigh. Looks like it's the <em>least</em> wonderful time of the year.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5705517/j-crews-slightly-crappy-christmas/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about J. Crew's Slightly Crappy Christmas">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 03 Dec 2010 15:51:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[$500 Socks Actually Aren't Woven From Unicorn Hair]]></title>
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				Today in "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #expensiveshit" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #expensiveshit" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/expensiveshit/">expensive shit</a>," we have Rodarte's new <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/getting_hosed_U21gM19rt3h0ofNDsbEjEN">socks</a>, which at $500 are the world's priciest hosiery. An openwork mix of mohair and alpaca, the socks are apparently "too delicate to wash." So you'll save on that.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5667827/500-socks-actually-arent-woven-from-unicorn-hair" title="Click here to read more about $500 Socks Actually Aren't Woven From Unicorn Hair">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Oct 2010 13:26:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[What's Hot For September At J. Crew?]]></title>
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				The thick, rich, creamy, dreamy September J. Crew catalog has arrived! Dying to know what's hip, now, outta sight for fall? The answers lie within.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5625584/whats-hot-in-september-at-j-crew/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about What's Hot For September At J. Crew?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Socks And Sandals: A Meditation]]></title>
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				The other week, after purchasing a fetching-but-sturdy pair of Swedish Hasbeens sandals, I was taken aback when not one, not two, but three different people suggested that the shoes would be "cute with socks." Is it time to take sides?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5540978/socks-and-sandals-a-meditation" title="Click here to read more about Socks And Sandals: A Meditation">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 May 2010 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/fashionpicturegalleries/7542115/The-socks-brigade.html">Alexa Chung</a>. <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/fashionpicturegalleries/7542115/The-socks-brigade.html?image=3" target="new">Leighton Meester</a>. <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/fashionpicturegalleries/7542115/The-socks-brigade.html?image=2" target="new">Rihanna</a>. <a href="http://jezebel.com/5467879/j-crew-socks--sensibilities/gallery/">J. Crew</a>! Socks are afoot. Socks with <em>heels</em>. The problem? This trend can go horribly wrong. You might look like the <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/fashionpicturegalleries/7542115/The-socks-brigade.html?image=11">Marc Jacobs runway</a>… Or you might look like a childish, frumpy tourist. [<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/fashionpicturegalleries/7542115/The-socks-brigade.html">Telegraph</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5507380/its-official-socks-are-afoot" title="Click here to read more about It's Official: Socks Are Afoot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				The new J. Crew catalog uses Portugal as a gorgeous backdrop to push awkward-length shorts, hideous shoes and icky socks. Vacation like an ugly American!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5467879/j-crew-socks--sensibilities/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about J. Crew: Socks & Sensibilities">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5383744/can-i-use-my-old-vibrator-with-my-new-partner" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Can I Use My Old Vibrator With My New Partner?&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[No Garters Needed! Just Entitlement!]]></title>
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				Butler Who Asks No More Out Of Life Than to Humbly Serve You, not included. [<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/vintage_ads/1355498.html">Vintage_Ads</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5361004/no-garters-needed-just-entitlement" title="Click here to read more about No Garters Needed! Just Entitlement!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In sad news: former Presidential pet <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SOCKS THE CAT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SOCKS THE CAT" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/socks-the-cat/">Socks the Cat</a>, who was rescued by a young Chelsea Clinton and lived with the Clinton family in the White House,  has passed away at the age of 20.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5157850/rip--socks-the-cat" title="Click here to read more about R.I.P.,  Socks The Cat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Oh no: Socks, the Clintons' famous cat, is reported to be riddled with <a href="http://www.usnews.com/blogs/washington-whispers/2008/12/12/clintons-socks-the-cat-near-death.html">cancer and close to death</a>. Socks is now lives in Maryland with Betty Currie, Bill Clinton's former personal secretary. [<a href="http://www.usnews.com/blogs/washington-whispers/2008/12/12/clintons-socks-the-cat-near-death.html">US News</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5109963/socks-we-hardly-knew-ye" title="Click here to read more about Socks, We Hardly Knew Ye">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				You know how sometimes you worry with all this Democratic infighting superdelegating <em>Rock of Love</em> <em>American Idol</em> whoresex ADD distraction etc. etc. that the American people are going to forget how evil Republicans are? Yeah, well guess what? I don't know if it is the war or the economy or the murder rate or the rising cost of like every basic need but <em>somehow</em> <a href="http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/politics/blog/2008/03/bush_on_the_mound_more_cheers.html">they haven't!</a> In fact: the Republicans are so hated that the last time the Republican party tried to raise money from Republicans they got one of their donor requests sent back with an envelope full of feces; I don't know what kind. "It stinks. No other way to put it," says House Minority Leader John Boehner. Anyway I can't say that in my adult life I have ever been proud of this country but I am proud of whatever mail carrier held his or her nose so as to deliver this parcel, and it's that kind of shitshow in general for the GOP today, what with the HUD chief resigning amidst the housing crisis, Paul O'Neill crapping all over his former administration in the best interview with an ex-Bush cabinet member ever and <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy">Megan Carpentier</a> and I see the President and we want to paint him crap, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/374016/dubya-now-for-republicans-to-poop-on" title="Click here to read more about Dubya: Now For Republicans To Poop On!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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Ever heard of Sock Wars? It's a knitting competition the <em>Wall Street Journal</em> <a href="http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB119766934184930123.html?mod=blog">describes</a> as "the bloodiest extreme knitting tournament ever".  Here's how it works: Players knit a pair of socks and mail them to their assigned "targets"; if a player happens to receive a pair of socks in the mail before he/she finishes, she is considered "killed," and has to send the pair of socks she was knitting to her assassin. (The last player left wins a pair of socks.) The first Sock Wars involved over 800 participants from around the world and, judging from an interview with Sock Wars II victor Leann Nassartook, people get <em>really</em> into it. Clip above. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/334698/competitive-knitters-battle-to-the-death-in-sock-wars" title="Click here to read more about Competitive Knitters Battle To The Death In "Sock Wars"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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