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				•  <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1262787/Two-otters-die-hour-15-years-together.html?ITO=1490&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+dailymail%2FScienceandTech+%28Science+%26+Tech+|+Mail+Online%29">Two male otters who spent the last 15 years together</a>, living as best pals in a New Zealand zoo, died recently.  Both Daz and Chip suffered from heart attacks, which occurred within several hours of the other.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5507262/bromantic-elderly-otter-couple-dies-together-mississippi-to-vote-on-abortion-ban-in-2011" title="Click here to read more about Bromantic Elderly Otter Couple Dies Together • Mississippi To Vote On Abortion Ban In 2011">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Thirty letters I never expected to see on the cover of a women's magazine: "Why you <u>should</u> have a good cry at work." But there they are! On the April <em>Marie Claire</em>, boasting a <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/life/career/successful/crying-office-work">story</a> pegged to Hillary Clinton's voter-friendly tear session on the campaign trail. Immediately I began thinking of snarky substitutes for Cover Lies. "Great idea! For me to blow my snot on!" or "No, listen! Women more gullible than you will read this story and NOT REALIZE WE'RE PURPOSELY SABOTAGING THEIR CAREERS. Thus clearing the way for you <em>smart</em> 'Marie Claire' readers to advance! See that? Darwinism, baby!" Yeah, anyway. So: then I felt like a hypocrite. Here I am, in my home office, hard at work, and oh shit, lookie here, a <em>tear.</em> (Though I will note I have company in at least one Wonkette reader's conservative 75-year-old <a href="http://wonkette.com/369123/liveblogging-barack-obamas-race-speech#c4750806">granddad.</a>) Anyway, back to the point: of course <em>I've</em> cried at work. We all have! But we'd take it back if we could, right? 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/369295/crying-at-work-generally-a-dumb-idea-right" title="Click here to read more about Crying At Work: Generally A Dumb Idea, Right?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:00:37 EDT]]></pubDate>
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