Ed Sheeran took to Instagram this afternoon to share a photo of his newest, in-progress tattoo. It’s... um... well...

Well, here it is:

“Halfway and ouch,” he captioned the photo of his newly lion-emblazoned chest. The tattoo is an homage to his three sold-out shows at Wembley Stadium in London, which is also the home of the English National Team, whose logo is a lion.

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As he recently told the BBC, “Originally I was going to get the floor plan tattooed on my side, but that seemed a bit ridiculous.”

Good thing he reined himself in. Looking... yeah... looking good, Ed.

[E News!]


She maybe promised to be there when the rain starts to pour, like she’s been there before, but Jennifer Aniston did NOT promise to invite her former Friends costars Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc to her wedding. “I think [she and Justin Theroux] are a great couple. I think she’s happy. And that’s all I care about is that Jen’s happy,” LeBlanc—snubbed acquaintance—said diplomatically after not getting an invite.

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“It was a surprise to me as well,” Perry—also not welcome—commented. “They’re a lovely couple, and I’m happy for them.”

Could they BE any more gracious? *clap! clap! clap! clap!* [People]


Some people are saying that Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy, so she published a naked photo on Instagram (where she’s never been accused of faking anything) to prove them wrong.

First they say I’m too skinny so I have to be faking it...Now they say I’m too big so I have to be faking it...SMH! Some days I’m photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I’ve just eaten & I look bigger. It’s all a part of the process. I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate. Everyone’s body is different, every pregnancy is very different! I’ve learned to love my body at every stage! I’m going to get even bigger & that’s beautiful too! I’m blessed to even be pregnant & even luckier to not have preeclampsia as far as I know, so I don’t have the swelling issue this time! They also say your body carries a boy different than a girl! Whatever the case may be I’m grateful to God for this miracle & no matter what rumors or comments you throw my way this time they truly don’t affect me! #NoFilter#NoPhotoShop #GoodLighting 😜

😜Okay! 😜


  • And then Naya Rivera published naked pregnancy photos on the same day. GOD, what a BEAUTIFUL MIND. [Gossip Cop]
  • Anna Faris says that tabloid-circulated cheating rumors have been “a little devastating” to her and Chris Pratt. [ONTD]
  • “You go through pregnancy and labor and then feeding the kid and you go, ‘Wow, my body is totally amazing, and I’m never going to not like it again, because it did this, and this is f—-ing extraordinary,” says Keira Knightley, new mother of a baby girl named Edie. [NYDN]
  • Kris Jenner and her new boyfriend have the support of Justin Bieber. [US Weekly]
  • Meanwhile, Caitlyn Jenner doesn’t need the support of ANYBODY. [VH1]
  • A moment of silence while Taylor Swift remembers what it’s like to be single. [E! News]

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