Well, here is the greatest thing: Living legend Snoop Dogg going David Attenborough on some brawling ibexes.

Jimmy Kimmel got Snoop to participate in "Plizzanet Earth" (via UpRoxx), an amazing segment where the rapper narrated some nature, concluding: "What I've learned from watching this is jack shit." I call that refreshing honesty and in fact the very definition of appointment television. Give Snoop a late-night TV show about animals and I will program my DVR so fast I hurt myself. Hell, Snoop Dogg for president of Animal Planet. They're already practically catering to stoners.