Snooki's Book, As Written By Her Twitter

With the news that Snooki is writing a novel—to be published by Simon and Schuster sometime next year—we wondered what literary techniques she might employ. So we took to her Twitter account to find out.

Free form:

An original lexicon à la Dune:

“Yous””

“Friggin'”:

“Jerkoff”:

“LOL/OMG”:

Generational divides:

Religious diversity:

Politics:

Advice:

Aspirations:

Fist-pumping:

Modern technology and the problems it can present:

Lifestyle choices:

Literary influences