Snooki—new mom and noted SNILF—thinks Kate Middleton is really pretty. No, like, really pretty. So pretty, in fact, that Snooki would like to ILF Kate Middleton right in the M-hole. Or something. Point is, she’s into it.
“And can I just say how fricken AMAZING Kate looks?!” Snooki complimented. “Like why is she perfect?! She just gave birth and she looks like she’s ready to walk the runway. She is my inspiration for my next pregnancy! So obsessed with this family and cannot wait to hear more about them! We all know they will be amazing parents to their precious nugget! I’m just waiting to hear the dirty poop and pee stories!!!”
…And of course the former Jersey Shore star couldn’t sign off without paying Kate an extra special compliment.
“Kisses to you guys, and Kate….you’re a MILF,” she added.
ILF away, young Snooki. ILF near and far, high and low. ILF to your heart’s content. [E!]
Courtney Stodden has joined the cast of Celebrity Big Brother UK, according to a source.
While the cast of the new season of U.K.’sCelebrity Big Brother has not been announced, a source exclusively tells E! News the teen bride will be one of the celebrity contestants.
…So will the blond bombshell’s hubby, Doug Hutchison, be joining the show (à la Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt last season)?
Nope! The insider adds Doug will not be living in the house with Courtney.
A rep for Stodden declined to comment on the casting rumors.
To celebrate, Courtney put on some tiny shorts and rubbed her crotch-crack all over an airplane seat. [E!]
- Vanessa Hudgens displayed her bellybutton ring in mixed company!!!!! [JustJared]
- Today in modern sentences: Kris Jenner told Mario Lopez that Kanye West is “great.” [Us]
- Rutina Wesley from True Blood filed for divorce. [TMZ]
- Melanie Griffith called out the Hollywood machine for being “superficial.”
- “It is all about youth and beauty, for women anyway. You just have to keep biting and pushing your way through, doing theater. I believe in just being really good and working on my craft which is how I started in the first place. I really like that as opposed to the fame part of it.”
- [FOXNews]
- Ina Garten has the bestselling cookbook of 2013 so far. (I love how she and Jeffrey are always so amorous!) [Eater]
- Halle Berry and Nahla went to Legoland. [JustJared]
- Jenna Fischer, Angela Kinsey, and Brooklyn Decker had a girls’ night AND IT WAS ADORABLE. [E!]
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