Last night Louis CK hosted a brilliant, very Louis CK episode of SNL, full of skits that went on just a tad too long only to be decisively followed up by a perfectly awkward and pedantic punchline. It also gave us a preview for a show that really needs to happen right now, maybe yesterday, about the two best damn Chicago police officers. You can call them tough, you can call them rugged, but don't you dare call them Dyke and Fats.

PS, from now on I will only give my business card to plates of delicious food. Call me some time, Pad See Ew.