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			<title><![CDATA[Snickers Commercial Is Scaring The Crap Out Of Everyone]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: JgSv1SKCteQ --><!-- /videoId: JgSv1SKCteQ --> This Halloween, Snickers takes a page out of Burger King's Guide to Creepy Masked Mascots with the bizarre, disproportionate "Snickers lady," a grocery-store apparition who is <A HREF="http://consumerist.com/2010/10/if-this-snickers-lady-scares-the-crap-out-of-you-you-are-not-alone.html">all sorts</A> of weird. Cue nightmares.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5656923/snickers-commercial-is-scaring-the-crap-out-of-everyone" title="Click here to read more about Snickers Commercial Is Scaring The Crap Out Of Everyone">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 06 Oct 2010 09:47:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Katie  Luscombe]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[What's Wrong With Being A Diva?]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: zLrsCnBvQFo --><!-- /videoId: zLrsCnBvQFo -->This <a href="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/archives/2010/02/aretha_and_liza.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+blogs%2Fdailymusto+%28Village+Voice+Blogs%3A+La+Daily+Musto%29">commercial</a> is cute, but if <em>not</em> eating Snickers bars will turn me into Aretha or Liza, I'll avoid them like the plague. [<a href="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/archives/2010/02/aretha_and_liza.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+blogs%2Fdailymusto+%28Village+Voice+Blogs%3A+La+Daily+Musto%29">La Daily Musto</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5468866/whats-wrong-with-being-a-diva" title="Click here to read more about What's Wrong With Being A Diva?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA["Naughty, But Not That Naughty."]]></title>
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				It's long, slim, brown and beige and you put it in your mouth. The advertising slogan is "Pleasure Yourself." It's called a "Fling." The word "finger"is used. It's a candy bar. For women. [<a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=104213954&ft=1&f=2">NPR</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5259382/naughty-but-not-that-naughty" title="Click here to read more about "Naughty, But Not That Naughty."">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 May 2009 11:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mr. T Pawns Gold For Candy; World Snickers]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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