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			<title><![CDATA[The Megan Meier Police Report: There Are (Almost) No Words]]></title>
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				The Smoking Gun has finally <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1120072megan1.html">unearthed</a> the Megan Meier police report, which is to say, it unearthed the police report filed by one Lori Drew, in response to the "hostility" and "tension" she felt in her suburban St. Louis community after Meier, her 13-year neighbor, hung herself in the closet in despair over having lost the affections of a 16-year-old suitor on MySpace and everyone found out that the 16-year old was actually an elaborate hoax cooked up by Lori Drew to fuck with her. The record states: "Drew wished the current tension in the neighborhood be documented in case any of her property is damaged." Even though it's a police report, you can tell from the way it's worded that reporting officer Edwin Lutz is thinking, "Lady, you have got to be smoking something to come complaining to <em>me.</em>"				<a href="http://jezebel.com/325026/the-megan-meier-police-report-there-are-almost-no-words" title="Click here to read more about The Megan Meier Police Report: There Are (Almost) No Words">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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