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			<title><![CDATA[Jennifer Aniston Is The Next 50 Cent]]></title>
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				Two years ago it was <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-07-04-fifty-cent-usat_x.htm">50 Cent</a>.  This summer, the Glacéau beverage company has made <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20041105,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">an honest woman</a> of Jennifer Aniston.  Yup, following months &mdash; if not years &mdash; of slutting around L.A. with bottles of the company's "smartwater" in her hand (and exactly one week after Coca-Cola <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2007-05-25-coke-glaceau_N.htm">bought the company</a> for $4.1 <em>billion</em>), Jennifer has sold out for real and is becoming both a spokeswoman for and investor in the brand.  She's also reported to be creating a "limited-edition" version of the electrolyte-loaded beverage, which will be available in stores this summer and, we assume, will be flavored. (But how?) Anyway, after the jump, check out a gallery of Jennifer and new BFF. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/265310/jennifer-aniston-is-the-next-50-cent" title="Click here to read more about Jennifer Aniston Is The Next 50 Cent">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:57:22 EDT]]></pubDate>
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