<![CDATA[Jezebel: Sinbad]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Sinbad]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/sinbad http://jezebel.com/tag/sinbad <![CDATA[Tiger's Mistress Demands Apology; Elizabeth Edwards Jokes About John's Cheating]]>
  • Pornstar/Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James watched his apology live today at a press conference with lawyer Gloria Allred. James said she still wants, "An apology, one that was meaningful and that meant something, and I didn't hear none of that..."
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5476066&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Charlie Sheen's Car Stolen & Crashed; Is Anderson Cooper Adopting A Haitian Baby?]]>
  • This morning Charlie Sheen reported that his SUV, which he left in his open garage with the keys in the ignition, had been stolen. Later it was found totaled at the bottom of a ravine.
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5465506&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities]]>
  • Stephanie Seymour's divorce from Peter Brant is getting even uglier. After police were called to the couple's home following Seymour's complaint that Brant's security assaulted her, Brant has accused the model of drug use and is seeking sole child custody:
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5384832&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Lindsay's "Makeover" & "Meltdown"]]>
  • Lindsay Lohan's "post-breakup makeover" involved getting her hair dyed red and getting a tattoo. [People]
  • This column calls Lindsay a "celebutard" who is "painfully thin" and "in the middle of an emotional meltdown." [NY Post]
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5206662&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Barack Obama Steals Away On Sexy Tropical Paradise Island Vacation!]]> Barack Obama sure picked the right time to go on a secret vacation with Rihanna! The blind guy is STILL MAKING NEWS. Now it's co(mg)caine. Barack Obama did cocaine in the eighties. Who cares if the blind governor did cocaine in the eighties? Barack Obama probably gave it to him, and Barack Obama didn't have blindness as an excuse for needing false confidence! You know what else made news today? Sex. Not unprotected anal whore sex! Not illicit adultery in the 94th Street Days Inn sex! Not even "erotic sex"! Just sex, as in: it's fun! You should have some. Moving on: what else do we have here...elections in Zimbabwe! Can you spell Zimbabwe without Mugabe? Oh also: Sinbad! Sinbad is still in the news! Sinbad has never enjoyed such high approval ratings! Can we give Sinbad a cabinet position? And then there's some more about the war. Will the number 4,000 detract from the "myth" that the Troop Surge is a huge success? Or, on the contrary, will it remind everyone why we needed the Troop Surge to begin with? No one knows! Also, that part about Barack and Rihanna is totally unsubstantiated. We just don't know very much about the Virgin Islands because we never take vacation. Which is why Glamocracy's Megan and I are here to IM every morning for your commenting pleasure. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=371830&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Hillary And Barack Can't Morph Into One Supercandidate, But Wouldn't It Be Cool If They Could?]]>
  • Yeah, how do we know when the this fucking nomination process has gone on too long? When the candidates' lives have not only been covered breathlessly in US Weekly, ostensibly dignified magazines like The New Republic have started co-opting their "if they mated" feature. [TNR]
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