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			<title><![CDATA[Celebs React To Being Roasted By Ricky Gervais]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, some celebrities can take a joke, while others (Hugh Hefner) were personally offended by Ricky Gervais' hosting duties at last night's Golden Globes.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5736104/celebs-react-to-being-roasted-by-ricky-gervais/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Celebs React To Being Roasted By Ricky Gervais">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Jan 2011 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Osbourne is trying to hold it together (or hold it all in). Plus, Damon Lindelof was pleased to see last night's Mega Millions numbers.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5726001/kelly-osbourne-is-having-a-bad-day" title="Click here to read more about Kelly Osbourne Is Having A Bad Day">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Jan 2011 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fist-Pumping Is Apparently Not A Gender Neutral Activity]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, JWoww schools us on fist-pumping protocol. Also, thanks to Coco, now we know that there's such a thing as a facial for your pussy (not cat).				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5702778/fist+pumping-is-apparently-not-a-gender-neutral-activity" title="Click here to read more about Fist-Pumping Is Apparently Not A Gender Neutral Activity">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 Nov 2010 19:43:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Snooki Is Brushing Up On The Classics]]></title>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, Snooki has gotten very into books and words and spelling since she got that<a href="http://jezebel.com/5652459/snookis-book-as-written-by-her-twitter"> book deal</a>. Plus, Melissa (Joan Hart) explains it all.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5658583/snooki-is-brushing-up-on-the-classics" title="Click here to read more about Snooki Is Brushing Up On The Classics">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Oct 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chace Crawford Arrested For Pot Possession; Sheryl Crow Adopts Again]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Chace Crawford</strong> was arrested this morning for possession of marijuana. Sources say he was in a car outside a Plano, Texas bar when cops found one unlit joint. If convicted he could be sentenced to six months in jail. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/04/chace-crawford-arrest-texas-marijuana-weed-pot/">TMZ</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5555902/chace-crawford-arrested-for-pot-possession--k+stew-apologizes-for-rape-comment" title="Click here to read more about Chace Crawford Arrested For Pot Possession; Sheryl Crow Adopts Again">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Jun 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Celebrities Ponder Lost Finale On Twitter]]></title>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, celebs like <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #simonpegg" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #simonpegg" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/simonpegg/">Simon Pegg</a> and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #neilpatrickharris" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #neilpatrickharris" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/neilpatrickharris/">Neil Patrick Harris</a> loved the finale of <em>Lost</em>, while <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #davidspade" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #davidspade" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/davidspade/">David Spade</a> and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #markronson" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #markronson" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/markronson/">Mark Ronson</a> didn't. Meanwhile, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nickcannon" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nickcannon" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/nickcannon/">Nick Cannon</a> is wondering if any black people watched it.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5546761/celebrities-ponder-lost-finale-on-twitter" title="Click here to read more about Celebrities Ponder Lost Finale On Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 May 2010 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Simon Pegg and Will Arnett's convo makes Twitter worth reading. Plus, Heidi Montag must be losing her mind: She thinks Michael Bay "a artistic brilliant genius."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5543104/will-arnett--simon-pegg-make-twitter-fun" title="Click here to read more about Will Arnett & Simon Pegg Make Twitter Fun">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 19 May 2010 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jongosselin" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jongosselin" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jongosselin/">Jon Gosselin</a> tells his 80,000+ followers that his legal matters are private, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/chrisbrown/">Chris Brown</a> assures us that he's not disrespecting women, and sadly, the dog from <em>Spaced</em> died.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5522443/jon-gosselin-announces-his-legal-matters-are-private-on-twitter/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Jon Gosselin Announces His Legal Matters Are Private, On Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Katy Perry's Privates Become A Trending Topic]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Twitter users are into Katy Perry's vadge, Jay Manuel poses for the NoH8 Campaign, and Bret Easton Ellis comments on J.D. Salinger's death.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5459056/katy-perrys-privates-become-a-trending-topic/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry's Privates Become A Trending Topic">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Celebs Tweet About Golden Globes]]></title>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, celebrities like <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jasonreitman" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jasonreitman" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jasonreitman/">Jason Reitman</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #mariahcarey" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #mariahcarey" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/mariahcarey/">Mariah Carey</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rachelzoe" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rachelzoe" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/rachelzoe/">Rachel Zoe</a> and more tweet about the Globes, Debbie Gibson swears her gym smells like <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #electricyouth" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #electricyouth" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/electricyouth/">Electric Youth</a>, and Snoop has a 5am wake and bake.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5451317/celebs-tweet-about-golden-globes/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Celebs Tweet About Golden Globes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Rainn Wilson is psyched to work with Kathy Bates, Mariah Carey doesn't care if her friends look good in pictures, and Kim Zolciak wants help picking her new vanity plate.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5446774/kathy-bates-to-join-cast-of-the-office/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Kathy Bates To Join Cast Of The Office">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Christina Applegate gets cheesy about body image, Joan Rivers snarks Sophia Loren's plastic surgery, and Snooki loves the mall.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5435782/christina-applegate-has-positive-body-image-message-to-share/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Christina Applegate Has Positive Body Image Message To Share">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Dec 2009 18:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T's wife Coco posts a picture of her rear, Jessica Simpson is pissed that <em>Star</em> dragged her into Tiger Woods' mess, and <em>Real Housewives of New Jersey</em>'s Danielle Staub has written a book of her own.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5428347/ice+ts-wifes-butt-is-a-sight-to-behold/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Ice-T's Wife's Butt Is A Sight To Behold">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears]]></title>
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				Today in Tweetbeat: the awesome Emma Stone returned to Twitter today, Leighton Meester wishes "27 year old straight men" would come to her concerts, and Margaret Cho is looking for bears. (Presumably, the gay dude kind.)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5424527/emma-stone-returns-to-twitter-margaret-cho-prowls-for-bears/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lindsay Robertson]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101]]></title>
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				Today in Tweetbeat: Sarah Palin "learns" "humility" by stumbling on a stage, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #katyperry" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #katyperry" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/katyperry/">Katy Perry</a> initiates the Great Katy Perry/<em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #realhousewives" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #realhousewives" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/realhousewives/">Real Housewives</a></em> Summit of 2009, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #johnmayer" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #johnmayer" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/johnmayer/">John Mayer</a> has a high-tech (and illogical) cheating trick, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #souljaboy" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #souljaboy" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/souljaboy/">Soulja Boy</a> says <em>what</em> now?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5420993/katy-perry-invites-herself-to-real-housewives-dinner-john-mayer-teaches-phone-cheating-101/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lindsay Robertson]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing]]></title>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, Lindsay thinks she's sold a show she's written, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ryanseacrest" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ryanseacrest" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ryanseacrest/">Ryan Seacrest</a> is psyched about being taller than Kim Kardashian (when she's not wearing heels), and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #simonpegg" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #simonpegg" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/simonpegg/">Simon Pegg</a> meets Mariah Carey.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5407838/lindsay-lohan-has-a-passion-for-producing-directing-writing/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay catches Sam in a lie, Sarah Palin is finally about to shut down her Governor of Alaska Twitter account, Solange is out-fashioned Beyoncé, and Rivers Cuomo is having a baby (with his wife).				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5407063/lindsay-lohan-tries-to-start-dramz-with-samantha-ronson/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bobsaget" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bobsaget" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/bobsaget/">Bob Saget</a> remembers old times, Candace Cameron has new shoes, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #janefonda" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #janefonda" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/janefonda/">Jane Fonda</a> is hanging out with Cat Stevens, and the Fort Hood tragedy reminds <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #hughhefner" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #hughhefner" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/hughhefner/">Hugh Hefner</a>&mdash;and us&mdash;how freaking old he is.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5399105/catching-up-with-the-full-house-cast-on-twitter/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #perezhilton" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #perezhilton" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/perezhilton/">Perez Hilton</a> is insisting that <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bethennyfrankel" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bethennyfrankel" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/bethennyfrankel/">Bethenny Frankel</a> is pregnant, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #parishilton" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #parishilton" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/parishilton/">Paris Hilton</a> is upset about a rumor involving herself and lobsters, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #joanrivers" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #joanrivers" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/joanrivers/">Joan Rivers</a> cracks a Balloon Boy joke.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5385296/bethenny-frankel-pregnant/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.comhttp://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, celebs like <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #petewentz" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #petewentz" href="http://jezebel.comhttp://jezebel.com/tag/petewentz/">Pete Wentz</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #alyssamilano" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #alyssamilano" href="http://jezebel.comhttp://jezebel.com/tag/alyssamilano/">Alyssa Milano</a>, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #simonpegg" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #simonpegg" href="http://jezebel.comhttp://jezebel.com/tag/simonpegg/">Simon Pegg</a> tweet about the "<a href="http://jezebel.com/5382682/wayward-balloon-lands-no-sign-of-six+year+old-boy/gallery/?skyline=true&s=x">balloon boy</a>," <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #travisbarker" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #travisbarker" href="http://jezebel.comhttp://jezebel.com/tag/travisbarker/">Travis Barker</a> is having his tattoo of Shanna Moakler's name covered up, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #paulaabdul" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #paulaabdul" href="http://jezebel.comhttp://jezebel.com/tag/paulaabdul/">Paula Abdul</a> is confused.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5382784/celebs-tweet-about-balloon-boy/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Celebs Tweet About "Balloon Boy"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Britney Wants To Buy Her Own Sex Tape]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Yesterday we heard there was no sex tape; today Britney wants to buy the tape she made with Adnan Ghalib from him, so she can destroy it. Even if they're not having sex on the video, she's probably loopy and naked. She might need to give this guy a lot of cash to make him go away. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1755004.ece#OTC-RSS">The Sun</a>]
<li>Meanwhile, Adnan Ghalib has filed for divorce. Don't forget: He was married the whole time he was dating Brit. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/30/britneys-creepy-ex-files-for-divorce/">TMZ</a>]
<li>New show <em>Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels</em> has been halted after a crew member driving a production vehicle fell asleep at the wheel and killed two 19-year olds in another vehicle. Bret says: "As a father of two, I cannot even imagine what the families must be going through at this time. I will make every attempt to reach out to them to let them know that my heart and prayers are with them during their time of grief." As of yet, neither Bret nor VH1 have contacted the families. [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-30-rock-of-love-production-halted-after-crew-member-kills-2-teens">Perez Hilton</a>]
<li>Angelina Jolie: In therapy? So are millions of Americans. More on this in Midweek Madness. [<a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/news/14670?cid=RSS">Star</a>]
<li>DJ AM and and Paris Hilton have been texting. He wrote to her: "so lucky to be alive." Paris says: "I think God saved him." [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b31718_dj_am_paris_im_lucky_be_alive.html?sid=rss_topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories">E!</a>]
<li>You know how Courtney Love said Kurt Cobain's ashes had been stolen? An Australian artist named Natascha Stellmach claims to have the ashes. She plans on putting the ashes in a joint and SMOKING them in a joint in a "secret Berlin location." Then she will announce that she feels stupid and contagious.  [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/09/kurt_cobain_to_get_smoked.html">NY Mag</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5057311/britney-wants-to-buy-her-own-sex-tape" title="Click here to read more about Britney Wants To Buy Her Own Sex Tape">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Graydon Carter's bete noire, the adaptation of Toby Young's <em>How to Lose Friends and Alienate People</em> (a thinly veiled account of the author's misadventures at a <em>Vanity Fair</em>-like glossy) is here.  Or, anyway, in London, where it premiered last night at The Empire Leicester Square.  I'll just put it out there: the clothes were not good.  Gillian Anderson continued her maternity-fueled winning streak, Martin Freeman and date looked cute, and there was just enough British eccentricity to keep things afloat — but <em>barely</em>. Some frump, some dowd, some tack and a heaping helping of Fug, after the jump!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5054651/how-to-lose-friends-and-alienate-people-dress-like-they-did-at-the-films-premiere/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about How To Lose Friends And Alienate People? Dress Like They Did At The Film's Premiere!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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