Before Demi Lovato returns to The X-Factor to fill the voids left by Britney Spears and L.A. Reid, Simon Cowell wants her to lose some weight, and had no problem telling her as much despite her hospitalization two years ago that was in part due to bulimia. Transfixed by his deep V-neck, staring into the dark, strangely hairless void that seemed to spiral further and further into a Nietzschian oblivion, Lovato — who only recently left her sober living housing — appears to have complied. Fuccccked upppp.


"Simon doesn’t expect Demi to be supermodel skinny, but he does want her to look like she’s in shape,” stated the insider. “He’s set a weight-loss goal of 20 lbs. for Demi and asked her to work hard on it through the spring and summer.”

Like that scene in Knocked Up where the guy from E! is like "Just... TIGHT. TIGHTEN." [Celebitchy]


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