Attention Shopaholics: Vanity, Perverts Available Near Aisle Three
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Attention Shopaholics: Vanity, Perverts Available Near Aisle Three

queenandmirror.jpgWant another way to "relate" to your friends without actually saying a word? Desperate for validation before you blow 1/3 of your trust fund on Juicy Couture sweats and Dior charm bracelets? Magic Mirror is a new device being installed in Bloomingdales locations (with more retailers soon to follow suit) that allows a person to photograph herself in the dressing room, then send the image to others via text or email. The dressing room addition will supposedly make spending money more social, but we see it as a way for tech-savvy department-store employees to deter shoplifters and get their rocks off at the same time. Everybody wins!

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