Michaels told Shape that she thinks she looks better than she did in her 20s and 30s. "Yes, I'm older but I'm also wiser and that's a more intrinsic type of beauty," she said. (Also sshe's been working out constantly for like two decades, but that's neither here nor there.)
Despite her "better body," Michaels is still insecure Just Like You. "Do I want to have a better butt? Sure, but I'm healthy and can wear my skinny jeans, and that's good enough!"
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