Praise all that is good and holy: it appears that Lisa Rinna is joining Bravo's best coven of rich ladies, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
E! reports that despite Rinna's protestations she would "never" be a part of the show, "sources" tell them that she will be joining RHOBH, which will see an influx of former cast mates in guest capacities ("friends" of the Housewives) this upcoming season. Camille Grammer, Adrienne Maloof and Taylor Armstrong will all be flitting about with their blonde blow-outs and their inflated lips. Joyce Longhair Giraud and Carlton Witch Gebbia will not be returning.
The regular cast right now is rumored to consist of Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle and Kim Richards, Brandi Glanville and Yolanda Goddess and Inventor of the World's Most Beautiful Refrigerator Foster. The only concern I have for Lisa's possible addition to this cast is what it might do to her fascinating relationship with Harry Hamlin. These shows are hard on even the most bizarrely strong marriages.
Here is just a small, recent sampling of what we have to look forward to: