Real life vaudevillian villain (without the mustache) Sarah Palin enthralled the audience at the Conservative Political Action Conference this weekend with a rendition/perversion of well-known liberal Democrat Dr. Suess' beloved book, Green Eggs and Ham. Because I guess whenever Palin hits the stage, all logic goes out the window and it suddenly becomes Aunt Maverick's Unsound Rhetoric Variety Showcase!!! Now with 50% more American flag stilettos!

The lyrics, via Salon:

I do not like this Uncle Sam. I do not like his healthcare scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals. I do not like their crony deals.
I do not like this spying, man. I do not like 'Oh, yes we can.'
I do not like this spending spree. We're smart, we know there's nothing free.
I do not like reporters' smug replies when I complain about their lies.
I do not like this kind of hope, and we won't take it, nope, nope, nope.