You might want to draw a deep bath for this one! On The Talk today, Sharon Osbourne opened up about a dalliance she had in her 20s with a "very nice, very funny" guy she met at a bar. Their flirtation blossomed into a "fling," which may or may not have included sexy intercourse (Sharon says she "can't remember," which obviously means BOI-OI-OI-OIIINNGGG!!!). The lucky dude? Oh, just Jay Leno. Such funny! Very chin!
"He liked my voice and I kept calling. I said I had the wrong number but I kept talking with my English accent," she said, adding that one thing led to another and "he actually came to my house and met me and we had a little fling."
The fling was called off a few months later when Leno introduced Osbourne to his real wife, Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. The end. [Us]
James Franco responded to all the stupid gay shit at his roast.
“I’m not necessarily up on the comedy world, so it’s interesting to see what’s acceptable as far as gay jokes and Indian jokes. They had to cut about 40–60 minutes of it,” Franco said. “But Jeff Ross was saying some crazyshit. They weren’t even funny, these jokes, they just gave me nightmares. He was referencing the Ohio kidnapper dude [Ariel Castro], abortion, it was just like … “oh god.’”
...“There’s two sides to what happened in the roast. If that’s what they were going to make fun of me for, I was like, ‘Great! Bring on the gay jokes!’ because these aren’t insults at all,” Franco said. “I don’t even care if people think I’m gay, so it was like, “Awesome!” I mean, I wish I was … I wish I was gay.”
"CENSORSHIP CENSORSHIP JOKE POLICE FIRST AMENDMENT AD HOMINEM ATTACK STRAW MAN STRAW MAN STRAW MAN STRAW MAN STOP BULLYING ME [MASTURBATES TO DEATH]" - the internet. [Yahoo]
Steven Tyler opened up to Dr. Oz about his addiction.
"My sobriety cost me nothing less than everything," he explained. "I lost everything. It's serious. It's serious when you lose your kids, your children, your wife, your band, your job and you'll never understand why because you're an addict. You can't figure that out."
...Tyler also commented on how his addiction affected his relationship with his kids, saying, "Two of them never saw me high until about seven years ago, I had a bunch of operations and simply didn't follow my program and I kept the drugs by the side of my bed so I just did more instead of doing what was prescribed. Remember I'm a very good drug addict because I've done it for so many years."
Michael Bublé was kind of meh about his bablé.
“I didn’t have that overwhelming feeling of love. I’m being honest with you,” the singer, 38, said during a Wednesday appearance on The Social.
“I’d heard all of these stories about how this moment was life-changing, but it wasn’t like that for me. I was nervous for my wife, and I was happy that he was healthy … but, that day, it was like meeting a stranger.”
A day later, while spending time with his baby boy, Bublé says the reality of fatherhood finally hit him. “That next night, it really clicked,” he shares. “I was looking at him and all of a sudden, I got it.”
Bablé fever. [People]
- Angelina Jolie got a big mystery tattoo in Arabic. [DailyMail]
- Actress Helen McCrory (wife of Homeland's Damian Lewis) says she wants to see more ugly and average-looking women on TV. [Express]
- Gerard Butler is on the short list for a "Scottish fashion icon award." [JustJared]
- Here's what celebrities tweeted about George Zimmerman's arrest today. [ONTD]
- The Sons of Anarchy cast says that they REALLY DON'T want to see Charlie Hunnam naked, because they are liars. [E!]
- Leah Remini opened up to Ellen about leaving Scientology:
"We lost friends who can no longer talk to us who are still in the organization," Remini told Ellen DeGeneres, confirming that people who are still members of the church are not allowed to talk to people who've left the organization and vice versa.What a bunch of buttheads. [E!]
- Natalie Portman wants to become a French. [StarPulse]
- Michelle Williams is 33. [JustJared]
- Wand Erection's Louis Tomlinson injured his knee in a celebrity soccer match and then barfed. [NYDN]
- MONDAY AMIRITE.
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