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Yikes. Two men were arrested near the home of Joss Stone; they had in their possession swords, rope and a body bag, as well as maps and aerial photos of Joss's secluded property. Horrifying. Luckily, police were called when neighbors spotted the two men acting suspiciously near the 24-year-old singer's rural home. Joss Stone is worth about $15 million; her 2007 album Introducing Joss Stone went to No. 2 on the Billboard 200 chart. She's sold more than 10 million albums worldwide. And! Joss is friends with Prince William and attended his wedding in April. [AP] More »
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• More on this in Midweek Madness, but Heidi Montag is a sad Barbie on the cover of Life & Style, calling her plastic surgery a "disaster" and showing off her scars a year after the procedures.

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Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin says the court divided his family, Yoko Ono loves Lady Gaga, and Rihanna tweets for the first time. More »
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Listen to Heidi Montag's new single, "Fashion", here. Heidi calls it "The Greatest Song of My Life." Talk about damning with faint praise. • Woa, apparently Shaq blames Kobe Bryant for ruining his marriage. Last night O'Neal was freestyling at a NYC club when he spit the rhyme, "I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced." According to TMZ, "The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he 'Should have done what Shaq does ... Shaq would pay his women not to say anything.'" What a bunch of classy individuals. [Us,TMZ] More »
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Britney made a surprise appearance at the Rock the Cradle finale last night to support her buddy, ex-manager Larry Rudolph, who is a judge on the show. "She didn't come here for publicity or anything like that. She came here because she wanted to see the show, which I appreciated," Rudolph tells Us. • "Ever wanted to see Shaq's booty? Now's your chance! • Holy crap, Seal proposed to Heidi Klum in an igloo. On vacation in Canada, Seal "had an igloo built there, and they'd brought up everything: a bed with sheets inside the igloo, rose petals everywhere, candles. Very, very romantic!" Klum tells People. Eskimo kisses all around! [Us, TMZ, People] More »
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