• Babe Of The Year Scarlett Johansson is "devastated" that her soon-to-be-ex-husband, Sexiest Man Alive Ryan Reynolds, is allegedly canoodlesmushing with Sandra Bullock.

• In an upcoming MTV documentary about her, Nicki Minaj discusses how The Showbiz's double-standardism discourages women artists from being more assertive. "When I am assertive, I'm a bitch," she says. "When a man is assertive, he's a boss."

BARCELONA, SPAIN - NOVEMBER 24: Shakira brandishes a large fan in her ongoing quest to prove that her hips are, in fact, telling the truth. (Photo by Robert Marquardt/Getty Images)

[Ft. Lauderdale, September 25. Image via Johnny Louis/WENN.]

• Newlyweds T.I. and Tameka "Tiny" Cottle — who just married on July 30 — were busted for possession of a controlled substance (mary jane) last night.

• Turns out that Wyclef Jean won't be running for President of Haiti after all; the county's electoral council has determined that he failed to meet the residency requirement of living in Haiti for five years prior to his run. [NYDN]

[Barcelona, August 19. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

• Emily Blunt told British Elle that Photoshop is over-used. "I don't like it when they stretch you out and make you all long and skinny. It makes you look like a Barbie. Who the hell looks like that?" [Elle UK]

[Ibiza, July 22. Shakira stands out in hot pink for a photo shoot in a field. The singer shows off her flexibility by stretching for some poses. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

• A source claims that Lindsay Lohan has been "doctor shopping" in order to get prescriptions filled:

• Well, this should be interesting: Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, has resigned. [Mirror]

• Zoe Saldana is the latest face of Calvin Klein. The actress' only other foray into fashion was a clothing line by the name of Arasmaci. Perhaps she didn't want any other ads to come between her and her Calvins? [People]

[Soweto, June 10. Image via Juan Soliz/Pacific Coast News Online.]

• Calvin Klein confirmed Lara Stone is the new face of its main brand, Calvin Klein Jeans, and ck Calvin Klein for fall. Stone will walk no other runways, and appear in no other advertising campaigns for the fall season. [WWD]

• The Spice Girls are planning another comeback tour.

• Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have split up. A source says:

• In an exclusive interview, Sandra Bullock tells People that she has filed for divorce from Jesse James and has adopted a three-and-a-half month-old boy, Louis Bardo Bullock, as a single parent.

[Los Angeles, April 23. Image via WENN.]

• Sigourney Weaver on why James Cameron didn't get the Oscar for best director:

• Last week, Dr. Drew said that he believes that Lindsay Lohan needs help; now Lindsay has told GossipCop:

• Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer are reportedly no longer talking after Aniston admitted while on The Late Show with David Letterman that she didn't know who Schwimmer's fiance was:

• Michael Lohan is still using media outlets to have conversations with his daughter Lindsay. Today he tells a paper:

• Britney and her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick went to a McDonald's drive through on Valentine's Day, not that there's anything wrong with that.

• Shocker: Angelina Jolie's dialect coach, Howard Samuelsohn, says that story in In Touch about an affair is "total bullshit." Samuelsohn tells Radar:

• Lindsay Lohan and her mother Dina crashed a Golden Globes party thrown by The New York Times Style Magazine. Oh, and:

[Punta del Este, Uruguay; December 20. Image via INFDaily.]

• Courtney Love threatened to sue Perez Hilton for publishing her messages about Frances Bean Cobain, yet she posted about her daughter again today saying, "im angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears."

• OMG. Is the world ready for little 4-year-old David Banda? Madonna says, when it comes to her work: "He knows every song, every word, every step, and he wants to wear all the costumes." And:

• A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."

• Chris Brown will not be singing on Good Morning America next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend Rhianna. [NY Post]

• Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.