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Here is Lara Stone's latest Calvin Klein ad, sure to inspire pearl-clutch-y local news stories across the nation once it hits billboards and bus shelters. Can you imagine! Calvin Klein is clearly using sex to sell its jeans and underwear. At least there are no hidden messages this time — that we can tell. [WWD] More »
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Sydney Spies was on the Today show this morning, discussing the "provocative" photograph that her peers on the yearbook committee banned from being published. "I guess it is artistic," Matt Lauer allowed, "it is also not your run-of-the-mill yearbook photo." Matt asked Sydney's mother, Miki, if she thought the image was appropriate, and Miki cringed as she told Matt, "I asked her not to do it." Then she said something about her child "spreading" her wings — maybe not the best choice of words — and explained that she supports Sydney. More »
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A Colorado school district is embroiled in sexy, sexy scandal after a senior girl's picture was barred from the pages of its yearbook on the grounds that it depicted the dress code being violated and was therefore too sexy. She's organized a protest, asserting that she has a right to be sexy in the yearbook. If only schools banned yearbook photos for being too hilarious in 10 years. More »
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Josh Siegel brings you animal art every Monday. Add your own requests in the comments, and maybe Josh will draw an animal for you. More »
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On last night's episode of Dance Moms, studio owner Abby Lee decided that in order to win competitions, her 8- and 9-year-old students needed to wear "skimpier" outfits and do a more "scandalous dance." Or as she told one little girl, "You have to be really hot. Sexy. Make it like you're 17 years old." Dressing the girls in lamé booty shorts and bras with thigh highs (and having their mothers paint abs on their stomachs) Abby insisted that this was the only way for the girls to win first place. However, they didn't win any trophies, presumably because the judges found their routine and costumes age inappropriate. More »
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The new scent Eau Flirt claims it's "the world's first perfume clinically proven to make men flirt with women." But can a perfume really make you into a dude-magnet? More »
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In response to a Pawlenty aide referring to her "sex appeal," Bachmann said, ""Well, listen, I'm 55 years old. I've given birth to five kids and I've raised 23 foster kids, so that sounds like good news to me." Did she mention the foster kids? More »
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Welcome to Jezebel After Midnight, in which we indulge in sexy sex talk. More »
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Welcome to Jezebel After Midnight, in which we indulge in sexy sex talk. More »
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It may be freezing in much of the country—and we all may look like walking duvets—but that's all the more reason to focus on what makes you feel pretty like a spring daisy. Or a hothouse orchid. More »
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Reese Witherspoon has been in 25 movies and has two kids. At 34, she says in January's Glamour, she feels sexier than ever. And she's not scared about being a woman getting older in the unforgiving Hollywood industry. More »
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Thanksgiving combines two things that are awesome but riddled with double entendres: eating and watching American football. Let's celebrate them in combination with a cornucopia of hot football players who we would mind basting our turkey. More »
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Disappointed that Ryan Reynolds was named People's Sexiest Man Alive? It's time to vote for your personal favorite! More »
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People magazine has named Ryan Reynolds as the Sexiest Man Alive, and yet did not use a picture of him shirtless on the cover. WTF. More »
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For dogs who want to be as hot as their human owners on Halloween (an underserved market, but growing), the outfit SpoiledRottenDoggies comes to the rescue with "sexy" matching costumes. Choices include pirate, "naughty French maid," and "bumble bee." More »
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I'm not usually a big ranter — in public, anyway — but at what point did a "holiday" for children become all about women looking sexy? More »
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The "I like it on the floor" Facebook meme is the latest "sexy-breast-cancer-awareness" campaign. Is all awareness good awareness, or at a certain point does purse-innuendo just...have nothing to do with breast cancer? More »
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Now that we have a sexy, happily married black couple in the White House, a sexy, happily married black couple has magically appeared in a non-sitcom on primetime TV. More »
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The only question that needs to be asked about this video: Which is more awesome, Vivienne Westwood, or her fantastical shoe-collection, currently on display? More »
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According to a survey by ING Direct, only 3.7% of people think frugality is "sexy." And women were more likely to find penny-pinching "stingy," and less likely to deem it "smart." Time to bling out your dating profile, dudes. More »
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Cigar Aficionado cover celeb Michael Douglas quit smoking four years ago. Recently, he was diagnosed with throat cancer, and according to reports, there's a chance he could lose his voice. And yet: Smoking still holds a certain sex appeal. More »
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And now, for the results of the most depressing poll ever: Over 75% of adults over 45 believe sex became less enjoyable when they reached their 40s. It's also shorter, less frequent, and usually lights-off. [Telegraph, image via Shutterstock] More »
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Why are the Kardashians so popular? And what's with the black guys? More »
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Another season, another discussion of how high fashion isn't sexy enough. This one comes to us courtesy of the Daily Mail's Department of What Men Want. More »
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Last night Meryl Streep told Conan O'Brien that when auditioning for Out Of Africa, director Sydney Pollack didn't think she wasn't "sexy" enough to play a Danish writer. Meryl had a solution for that: Paper towels. More »
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• Has Snow White been given a sexy makeover in recent years? • Meanwhile, why doesn't Disney capitalize on its trove of female villains like it has with its princesses? We know some angsty tweens who would love that. • France's Finance Minister, Christine Lagarde, is cool and collected as she prepares for an emergency summit meeting of world leaders in Washington this weekend. • The family of an 11-year-old boy with Asperger's syndrome is suing their Manhattan co-op, whicih placed strict conditions on letting the boy get a medically necessary dog despite the co-op's no-pets rule. • More »
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A dear friend who knows I adore this kind of crap gave me an issue of a magazine called Motion Picture, from February 1977. This publication cost 75¢ at the time, but was worth every penny! Because inside was the kind of scandalous stuff — right out of celebrities' mouths — that is truly priceless. The subject: Sex. The answers: Quite candid! When asked about their fantasies, both Elton John and Pam Grier replied that they'd like multiple partners. Pam wanted three dudes (one of whom was James Caan); Elton wanted "a crowd." Warren Beatty could never be involved with a girl who was not attractive. Oh, and he said, "It helps if she's stacked." Much more, after the jump. More »
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Captions are just sooooooooo hard to write sometimes! The effort it takes Lucky magazine editors to describe the true essence of the latest satchel or wedge must be so backbreaking that they often dump redundancy in favor of just making shit up. (Granted, most of the invented words are just real words with "-y" added to the end like "antiquey," "blousy," or "goddessy". But the annoyingly stupid ones like "glowifying" "louche" and "hipsterish" (used twice!) really just, I don't know, blow.) Don't get us wrong, there are times that we enjoy turning off our brains and numbly flipping through Lucky with only two reactions: "Bleh" or "THAT'S CUTE." [What about: "Yes!" and "Maybe"? -Ed.] But since we actually read women's magazines so you don't have to, we can't help but point out the biggest offender in the April Lucky: "sexy," used some twelve times. After the jump, we show you what's "sexy" on the pages of the magazine we love to hate and hate to love. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=370611&view=rss&microfeed=true Sometimes, when we start to wonder what happened to the chick media's devotion to depicting the Human Condition in all its messily poignant, gut-wrenching splendor, we look to iVillage. In this hard-hitting video feature on women whose office attire includes uh, hard-hitting nipples, we meet a predictably slutted-out Eastern European (we can say that's redundant because our last name is Tkacik) realtor to an HR manager who dresses sort of like Laura San Giacomo in Pretty Woman, etc. etc., and then Clara, who obviously got recruited for her job as an investment bank executive assistant at Scores. In fact, we are wondering if her investment bank possibly did the IPO for Scores, because Clara, who wears a sheer orange cardigan that exposes not only her braless nips but the "cherry on top" that refers to her super classy belly button ring, says there is one woman at her office who dresses even sluttier than she does. More »
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