June 1, 2012 – A couple weeks ago I got shoulder-clapped by a hot dude I kind of wanted to see without his pants on. My heart sank immediately. Why, you wonder? Well, according to Merriam-Webster, one of the definitions of the word "clap" is "to strike with the flat of the hand in a friendly way." In other words,...
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To me, it would depend on how much it takes away from your wife.
If you have crushes that come and go, but are still attentive and loving to your wife, then no harm, no foul. Most people will have a crush. It's illogical to say that we'll only ever click with one person.
If you text until 2am with your crush, and rush through dinner to see if she's around to chat, then there's a problem. Or, if you say you love your wife, but you're really in love with some flame you had years and years ago, and you stay in a marriage out of a sense of obligation. #sex
(Edit comment)For Your Listening Pleasure: Brian McKnight’s Anal Sex Club Jam
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You Are Not His Girlfriend: How to Know When You’ve Been Bro’d
June 1, 2012 – A couple weeks ago I got shoulder-clapped by a hot dude I kind of wanted to see without his pants on. My heart sank immediately. Why, you wonder? Well, according to Merriam-Webster, one of the definitions of the word "clap" is "to strike with the flat of the hand in a friendly way." In other words,... More »
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How to Look Dumb and Slutty Enough for a One Night Stand
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Why the Obsession With Muslims and Sex?
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When It Comes to Discrimination, Timing Is Everything
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Ben-Wah Balls Brought To You By 50 Shades Of Grey And The Internet
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Recreational Viagra Use Makes Dudes Bad in Bed
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Rihanna Does Whatever She Wants With Her Vagina and for Some Reason That’s a Problem
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Condom Company Wants to Know What Won’t You Put in Your Vagina
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There Are Sex Toys, and Then There Are Christian Sex Toys
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When It Comes to Mattresses, People Are Opting for Good Sleep Over Good Sex
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Your Jerky Ovaries Are Tricking You Into Picking Bad Boys
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Queen Latifah and the Case for Not Coming Out
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Boys Who Talk About Girls: Break Ups 2 Make Ups
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Documentarian Tries but Does Not Quite Succeed at Justifying Pedophilia
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Are Men Attracted to What They Think Other Men Approve Of?
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The FDA Is Poised to Approve the First Drug To Prevent HIV Infections
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