A man in prison on child pornography charges is currently suing Taylor Swift for $100 million, claiming that she used his life story in lyrics on her latest album 1989. “My heart hurts. I have suffered so much humiliation already,” states felon Jose Hilario in his handwritten lawsuit.
Via Radar:
The federal lawsuit tells the hard-to-believe story of how Swift, who had just turned 18, allegedly emailed Hilario, 35, in January 2008 and begged him to meet her online via Skype because “she was lonely and sad and that she needed someone to chat with.”
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Swift eventually wanted to make the relationship more tangible, so they met face to face meeting at a Rhode Island mall on April 13, 2008, Hilario claims.
“They hugged and kissed each other,” his lawsuit says.
The singer-songwriter promised Hilario “she would help him with his legal problems and that she would write and sing songs about him,” the suit contends. “But the defendant did not keep her promise of giving legal help.”
Days after this alleged meeting (that I’m just gonna go ahead and say never happened), Hilario was arrested by the FBI for possession of child pornography.
“I know for a fact that the defendant have a good heart and that she will come back to her senses and not forget her promise that she made to me,” Hilario writes in his lawsuit, also requesting that Swift help him meet Miley Cyrus.
[ Radar]
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