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Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke It

Katy Kelleher — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:40:00 EST

It's no secret that stoner guys have less active sperm, but scientists have recently figured out why their swimmers can't quite make it: they get prematurely "burned out" by the change in their internal pH. Bummer, man. [UPI] More »

Michael Jackson, Debbie Rowe Allegedly Not Biological Parents Of His Kids

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:00:00 EDT

Several sources say the real father of Michael Jackson's oldest children, Prince and Paris, is Arnold Klein, Jackson's dermatologist and Debbie Rowe's former boss.

Tracy Morgan's Fishy Apartment Fire; OctoMom's House May Be Foreclosed On

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:30:00 EST

Tracy Morgan's apartment caught fire this morning when a light bulb attached to one of Tracy's fish tanks burst. Tracy, his neighbor Sherri Shepherd, and all of the fish, were uninjured.

Britney Says Her New Life Is Worse Than Jail

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST

Britney Spears's comeback includes a stop at NBC’s Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony on December 3. Will she perform? Will she push the button and light the tree? Will she ice skate? So many questions. [MSNBC]
Wait a minute: In this report, Britney says her new life sucks! "There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re gonna get out. But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day. […] I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening." B-but- you're doing so well! [The Sun]
Brit's new CD leaked all over the internet yesterday, probably deliberately. Fans dig it. [The Sun]
Barack Obama's barber in Chicago says the President-Elect doesn't mind having gray hair. "It's not like he has a head full of gray hair," says Zariff, who only goes by one name. "It's just a few gray hairs, so it's nothing to get excited about." Oh! And Zariff might visit DC! "I said, 'I'm going with you' [if you win]," Zariff told Obama. His reply? "Absolutely. I'm not changing barbers, man." [Us]
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had a romantic candlelight dinner. It's so on. [People]

Zack And Miri Make A Porno Sends Hardcore Kevin Smith Fans To "Heaven"

Maria — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:40:00 EDT

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Fans of Kevin Smith will be happy to hear that the king of potty-mouthed indie schlubs is back with a new film and it isn't terrible. The film, Zack And Miri Make A Porno, follows a simple plot: Two friends, Zack (Seth Rogan) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks), make a porn film to pay some bills but discover they love each other along the way. It's R-rated comedy mixed with classic BFF rom-com and sprinkled with group-of-misfits-pull-off-the-unbelievable trope often found in late-'90s camp movies. While the mixing of genres may ruffle the feathers of a few prudish critics who may not agree with Smith's brand of humor, all of them can agree that this film is a step up from Jersey Girl. Check out the reviews after the jump. More »