Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, America's leading Vanity Smurf emporium. Step right up and be amazed by what stars do when they turn the camera on themselves. This week: Drake hates himself, Beyoncé kills it at DDR, Rihanna's got the holiday spirit(s) and Lena Dunham is feeling optimistic. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.

#tbt Me and Bill Cunningham.He has shot me since I was a teen..I adore his energy and spirit!

She even has her own boxer-briefs ���� @theellenshow4pm on NBC. Ellen is one of the realest! Thanks for having me!

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Rehearsing with the most amazing choir. Christmas in Washington. #potus #flotus #family

#TBT Nassau pool hall during the recording of the album "5." #throwbackthursday

Photo blast from the past: Feeling pouty!

Early morning swim w/Linka before work. Shooting something "Super" today.

Mercy James gets a big fat one from the Queen. B !

Second to last day :) gonna miss my camera crew you guys are seriously amazing!! ����❤️❤️ #ifistay#MiaHall

This fucking guy...

#xfselfie#xflove#xfFinal3 ����❤️ @KELLYROWLAND

HOLIDAY BRAAAAAKE

To blessed to be stressed!

#turntup #litup #seeyaberlinskees #danke

Thanks @janeylopatypr for my favorite new winter sweater

@tfarm7@taissafarmiga#Lou a well deserved brunch after a long Saturday night of shooting!#happybirthdaysarah

My 1st Eggnog (JD said "gimme some of dat Eggnog")

My 1st snow! Merry Christmas #NYC!!!!

❄️⛄️❄️ LOVE this time of year ❄️⛄️❄️⛄️

Fam 4 life!!!! @bmoresnoop@sonjasohn #thewire

Llewen Davis, baby!

I know I'm a California girl, but winter makes me SO HAPPY!! #seasons

#BlackCindy and #Taystee received a furlough to catch that new #Beyoncé album. They came back crunk than a mug. #oitnb@acmoore9@oitnb

Almost video shooting time !! I'm so ready! I just can't describe it !!!

This view could be considered Christmasy, wouldn't you say?

Night

#Vintage#Versace

Visiting hours w/ @nlyonne#OITNB#alexvause#nickynichols

#turntupshowertime

Morning reflection on the hood of my car.

Happy Holidays to the world, love, #themindyprojectwriting staff

Sometimes you just wanna go old school and WRITE instead of type:) Who else agrees?! #IAmBritneyJean #BehindTheScenes #ITypedThis

Y'all probably don't know this… but I'm constantly writing! A pen truly is a girl's best friend #IAmBritneyJean #BehindTheScenes

#tbt me and the incredible @missyelliot when me and her used to get in the studio it was an instant HIT!!!#livinglegend

Season's Greetings from Damon The Red-Nosed Reindeer Ripper...

Happy holidays kids! #pennsatucky

Cancun bound !!

My nieces and I yueltiding at the company x-mas shindig.#mackleclaus

One of my favorite people in the world @wongweezy. The voice of White Walls and so much more.

CHIN UP! Monday is for lovers

Things are gonna be great from now on