What we have here is another edition of Selfie Loathing, your potent cocktail of Vanity Smurf portraits. This week, Kelly Osbourne gets a dangerous updo, Justin Long frolics with Amanda Seyfried's dog, John Stamos refuses to age and Beyoncé wears one of Jay Z's $700 ski masks. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.
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