Selfie Loathing: Taylor Swift and Ina Garten Cook Up a Plan

Welcome back to Selfie Loathing! Every Friday, we check out what the stars did this week when they turned cameras on themselves. This edition features Fiddy hanging out with a Mob Wife; SJP getting excited about a penny; Lena Dunham's cupping aftermath and Taylor and Ina in the kitchen. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.

@champagnepapi x #DollyCohen#Goldfill#Finesse#NothingWasTheSame#BigKiss and Merci #Drake

#regram so excited to be doing a new fragrance for@burberry with the beautiful Miss Moss shot by@mariotestino watch this space... #katemoss

Oh it's ok to hate,but you ain't stoping nothing. Trust me#MOBCANDY @RENEEGRAZIANO

breaking

Baby shower @kathrynsykora love u

Floating fish market. Hue. Vietnam

Follow me on Instagram? It'll be fun I promise. Xo

Just arrived @cbsthismorning to talk #shameless

candy wax lips #weird

U are what u eat @my2centsla

#selfies @jaredleto. Done.

Another day at the office with @hungvanngo @teddycharles35 @mirandaalmond @alexilubomirskiphoto ❤️

Great shoot with @alexilubomirskiphoto ❤️

BROADWaY! Here we go - dressing room, baby!

Thanks again for all of your support during our whistle stop tour. Now get yourself to Pinterest for a prize! Enter to win an @sjpcollection shoe wardrobe from@nordstrom. Visit pinterest.com/nordstrom for more info. Can't wait to learn which lucky lady or man wins. x, sj

The only woman who can truly say "I woke up like this"

Bedtime ��❤️����

Discussing the power and importance of education for all with the brave and inspirational Malala Yousafzai in London @WeDay @MalalaFund

It was such an honor to meet HRH Prince Harry in London last week!

On a boat shooting the last week of Season 3 of New Girl with these hunks. #imeanclowns

A whole damn weekend without ������. #unhappymonday#royalewithcheezeNOT

Come check out our new band starring @zooeydeschanel @mrdamon2 @mrjakejohnson @HannahSimone @iamgreenfield Tonight on New Girl!#newgirl

I said "make the worst face you can go" clearly I win

Garden to table.Blanched then Roasted cauliflower..#harvestday

Joints, Twilight, tequila with Dave Franco & Seth Rogan!#wwhl#keepaustinweird

he bit my eye

@romeolacoste is amazing

not exactly the easiest spot to get a photo of on your own but nonetheless I am very happy. thank you again @romeolacoste

We are FREE @nikki_ferrell

16 in the middle of Miami. Hair by @dickycollins makeup by @ashleighlouer

In Austin I wore the most dazzling @dannijo necklace. I feel naked without earrings so I matched with@tarinatarantino earrings #nofilter #rainbow

ALT, in Pharrell Williams, Moncler, space specs, cool sun visors. Ace Boom Coom!

This hat purchase was a must today. It has bullets, a pocket watch, an empty vial, chains and a compass.#emptyvialwillbefilledwithpoisonofchoice #coolesthatever

Decided to finally try out the in home laser device I bought. Supposed to get rid of fine lines & sun damage. Let you u know if it works

Mardi Paws Parade! This little lady had NO problem with her costume, she was as sweet and happy as happy gets. WE as THE IAN SOMERHALDER FOUNDATION want to say THANK YOU! THANK YOU to Mardi Paws, the dogs, the love from the paraders&the the parade goers, our very own family's restaurant McClains Pizzeria for the pizza and to my family for letting me crash our restaurant with a thousand people, My home City of Mandeville Louisiana for having this parade and the Mandeville Police dept for taking such great care of me, my family and our beautiful city. This is why I love being a Louisiana boy;we know how to have a good time... Wow. So grateful for the experience. Love, Ian

I might be small and scrawny but I dare any of u boi's/gurl's to challenge me to the wheel!!!

SURFBOARD

Da Cure

ITS TIME THAT US MEN STARTED RESPECTING TO THE BASIN THAT OUR QUEENS SIT ON! LETS RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION TO HAVE BETTER AIM SO WOMEN DONT HAVE TO PEE & POOP ON OUR PEE!...and IM NOT TRYING TO POOP ON YOUR PEE EITHER! BASICALLY, TO ALL THE FRAT GUYS AND SHITTY DADS, QUIT FUCKING UP THE DEUCE SESH FOR THE REST OF US! BUMP THIS CUT IN ALL AIRPORT BATHROOMS AND FOOTBALL GAMES! FUCK A DRUNK DAD PISSING ON THE GROUND, AND A FRAT BRO TOO HAMMERED TO HANDLE HIS DANGLER! MAN UP AND LEARN DONG CONTROL!...IM OUT!!!

Late night with seth Myers let's do this

Tonight at 8 I'll be on @gleeonfox. Felt appropriate for@neilhaskell and I to take one of these!! #throatexplosion

Feeling calm #windinmyhair #beautifulday #beingpresent

Morning-ish

How adorable is Fafi's new baby? Welcome to the family Little one ! #sister #puppy ��❤️�� O quão fofinha é a nova bebê da Fafi? Bem-vinda a família pequena! #irmã#filhote

The End of a long week with Viking Leader AKA DJ Virgo AKA Avicii! So many great songs! #icantwait#revolution

Thank you @alisonloujewels for my necklace! Describes how I feel right now in bed with a fever

typical .. sick before my nyc shows! vaporizerrrrr time

Ummmm

Shit gets real in upcoming episodes of 2 Broke Girls

Friends

A day of cooking in the Hamptons with my HERO. How bad can that be? @inagarten @foodnetwork_mag