Selfie Loathing: Mostly-Naked Heidi Klum Needs Something to Wear

Welcome back to the dank Vanity Smurf underworld, in which we present, without comment, what celebrities are doing on Instagram. This week: J.Lo gets a manicure, Chris Pratt pampers his face, Jennifer Aniston gets a summery fishtail braid, and Heidi Klum's in her birthday suit. TGIF.

Not suitable for work. OH WAIT THIS IS MY WORK. #themindyproject September 16th 9:30 on FOX

Q: Lame to wear your own merch to your own concert? A: No.

So happy to be back!!

#ididnotwakeuplikethis #inevertakeselfies #thatwasalie #soismyhair #extensions #hashtag #hashtagmageddon

telanamama

Backstage @Letterman I'm wearing this creepy mask because it will make me look more radiant? #Baller #guardiansofthegalaxy

Couldn't have been more excited to take a photo in this chair #GoT #EWCCParty

Goofy's Sky School. Scariest ride @Disneyland.@kylemooney

Daddy-daughter workout in the gym today... #shewassoseriouswitit #headphonesandall #workinonherfitness #naturalathlete

You guys know me too well!!!! A fan at the airport just gave me this case! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! #knickstape

Chillin rn w Dylan O' Brian at the young Hollywood awards.


I got me some pink readers from @See

Loving my #chartreuse summer nails by the one and only@tombachik #bestinthebiz #happynails #imissedyou

Santa Barbara or Italy?

An evening in London

Four days off??? #Chillin

Setting up for rehearsal.

Baby horse and his mommy

No Separation! We all bleed the same color! #ceasefire #peaceinthemiddleeast #livingforlove

#home



LOVE @kendalljenner on the cover of LOVE @kegrand

hey dont got no awards for that! #byefelicia. #happyyyyyyyyy #silenceisquitepowerful #myshit 🌿👀🌿#4dacreeps

Quick change

Haven't even glued my other eyelash on and lookie what what the cat dragged in

About to hit a high note

What to do in Hong Kong whilst waiting for the rain to stop. Again.

"Back to 20 something ... Wishful thinking" #TBT #TVD #RIPKatherine

O-SNAP!!! I sit down with the queen tonight at 9pm on@OWNtv #CandidlyNicole #letstakeaselfieOprah

TGIF!

"Common themes in the strip include Garfield's laziness, obsessive eating, and disdain of Mondays and diets."

About to go see some culture.. Thought I should warn you, I may be smarter in 2-3hrs. #smarterorasleep

Bechamel. Future baby name.

The mind replays what the heart can't delete.

Tonight I'm on @fallontonight with this lady! Hair by@sergenormant - follow him!

My Pocahontas tribal tatt #NewTatt

Which feels more "Fiona" to you? Gold or silver? #SHAMELESS #InDaClub

Hanging out with @5sos minus 1sos

Warm hugs Comic Con xo #byeee


Having a feast of conversation with one of my favorite authors @paulocoelho at his home in Geneva,Switz . #TheAlchemist


Happy sunny summer days and fun summer nights out with @theladydockers and friends

#jenniferaniston #braid #fishtail #summer-hair #unplugged @livingproofinc #lovethisgirl

#sdcc #arrow we r basically taking over the con...invading everyone's interviews. Beware

Bon voyage Mo Fo's wish me luck surviving IBiza

Order out of chaos peace and quiet... priceless

Love to fly

I fink you freeky and I like you a lot a lot @prawn_star #uglyboy


My first Broadway experience was the best time of my life. Thank you for everything @miceandmenbway

@zac_posen ....I need something to wear for tonight's @projectrunway @lifetimetv