Selfie Loathing: Mariah Carey Rides the NYC Subway in a Couture Gown

Welcome back! Every Friday, we play America's fastest-growing, par-cheeziest bored game, Selfie Loathing, in which celebrity Instagrams are presented without comment. It is what it is. Enjoy.

Bring the noiz #NOLA #onset #fridaynightbluelights

Car scenes make me sleeeeepy

Welcome back. Brian fixed the phone.

Thank you, Los Angeles, for continuing to embarrass me/delight me.

Me and the big tall pale homeboy

A little intense for my age but I can get for my girls and borrow 😜 @kylebyalenetoo #earcuff

This is the best cure for jet lag I know!

Fightin' over hoes since 300 BC

This is ancient stone fist so a fist bump was only appropriate #brah

Missed my man. So happy to be home

Getting ready to be Britney Spears for #singyourfaceoff tomorrow on Abc

Getting my Dolly Boobs put on#singyourfaceoff premieres tomorrow night on Abc

Karl Lagerfeld #legend

I decided that what you give is what you're given So I been tryna do it right I been doing like whatever gets me through the night

dreams

#locksoflove - for you mom Donate your hair if you can. Thank you to my abc family family for being so supportive. And thank you Kim Ferry. <3 really like the new cut. Shot this self portrait set. Before and after. Might be in the photobook ;) #film#ilfordhp5#leicam6

Oh Saturday.. What fun are we gonna get into day? #scriptsandwine#bubound

The 3 Amigos! Me, @AdamPally ,@crashdodger (Zach Knighton) celebrating @CaseyRoseWilson and #DavidCaspewedding! #Congratulations !!!!! Love you guys!


Dreams.

She was at the wedding with us in spirit. @oprah

Me and the legendary Rutger Hauer #iveseenthingsyouveneverdreamedofbefore #goodpeeps #genius #bladerunner

Thank you for having us at mixx,@borgataAC!! Also learned you have the best chicken soup in the room service game. Xx

Fred n me. @tumblr

She smells as good as she looks@whododatlikedat At the @tumblr offices

UK rooftops w/ @tayjschilling #oitnb #piperchapman #alexvause

Press with these awesome ladies!@tayjschilling @daniebb3 #london #oitnb #alexvause #piperchapman #taystee

#oslo #wukongz

Bathroom selfie #isabelmarant I love these @jbrandjeans

There's a daisy in my drink ! And @flowerbeauty on my nails #cheers #bluehillfarm

Miss you monsters. Been writing a lot of poetry. It's so hard to write sometimes, I'm afraid of what I'll read.

#brooklyn. #prospect. #deuces #bbq #sooverthebs #celebratingmemorial #uonlyliveonce #sooowhatsgood #hashtag #june6

With my little sister cousins Anusha and Pooja taking their first selfie. Anusha graduates from Harvard Business School and Pooja is a sophomore at Columbia. Smarty cutesters.

#nipple

I hate selfies while driving, I look so distracted. #bvlgari#beatit

Meeting in India - or gas. (TM Meditation)

#ExactlyWhatTheDoctorOrdered.

The technical term for this photo: A Palm Springs sun-rise selfie and quite possibly the closest we'll ever get to the classic Green Arrow goatee. About to go running before it's 104 degrees!!

Happy Memorial Day. SUNS OUT GUNS OUT!!!

#regram@cecildelevingne @claratherabbit @kegrand @thelovemagazine

World Music Awards Mayhem #Monaco

Parkwood

Glimpses of our joyride on the 1 train #subwayincouture