Welcome back! Every Friday, we play America's fastest-growing, par-cheeziest bored game, Selfie Loathing, in which celebrity Instagrams are presented without comment. It is what it is. Enjoy.
Bring the noiz #NOLA #onset #fridaynightbluelights
Car scenes make me sleeeeepy
Welcome back. Brian fixed the phone.
Thank you, Los Angeles, for continuing to embarrass me/delight me.
Me and the big tall pale homeboy
A little intense for my age but I can get for my girls and borrow 😜 @kylebyalenetoo #earcuff
This is the best cure for jet lag I know!
Fightin' over hoes since 300 BC
This is ancient stone fist so a fist bump was only appropriate #brah
Missed my man. So happy to be home
Getting ready to be Britney Spears for #singyourfaceoff tomorrow on Abc
Getting my Dolly Boobs put on#singyourfaceoff premieres tomorrow night on Abc
Karl Lagerfeld #legend
I decided that what you give is what you're given So I been tryna do it right I been doing like whatever gets me through the night
#locksoflove - for you mom Donate your hair if you can. Thank you to my abc family family for being so supportive. And thank you Kim Ferry. <3 really like the new cut. Shot this self portrait set. Before and after. Might be in the photobook ;) #film#ilfordhp5#leicam6
Oh Saturday.. What fun are we gonna get into day? #scriptsandwine#bubound
She was at the wedding with us in spirit. @oprah
Me and the legendary Rutger Hauer #iveseenthingsyouveneverdreamedofbefore #goodpeeps #genius #bladerunner
Thank you for having us at mixx,@borgataAC!! Also learned you have the best chicken soup in the room service game. Xx
Fred n me. @tumblr
UK rooftops w/ @tayjschilling #oitnb #piperchapman #alexvause
Bathroom selfie #isabelmarant I love these @jbrandjeans
There's a daisy in my drink ! And @flowerbeauty on my nails #cheers #bluehillfarm
Miss you monsters. Been writing a lot of poetry. It's so hard to write sometimes, I'm afraid of what I'll read.
#brooklyn. #prospect. #deuces #bbq #sooverthebs #celebratingmemorial #uonlyliveonce #sooowhatsgood #hashtag #june6
With my little sister cousins Anusha and Pooja taking their first selfie. Anusha graduates from Harvard Business School and Pooja is a sophomore at Columbia. Smarty cutesters.
I hate selfies while driving, I look so distracted. #bvlgari#beatit
Meeting in India - or gas. (TM Meditation)
The technical term for this photo: A Palm Springs sun-rise selfie and quite possibly the closest we'll ever get to the classic Green Arrow goatee. About to go running before it's 104 degrees!!
Happy Memorial Day. SUNS OUT GUNS OUT!!!
World Music Awards Mayhem #Monaco
Glimpses of our joyride on the 1 train #subwayincouture