Selfie Loathing: Madonna's 'Boy' Has a Serious Case of Horse Face

Welcome back to Selfie Loathing. Every Friday, because we care, we offer you some celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. This week, there are quite a few animals, and some critters, too. Here they are. Enjoy.

Looks so much bigger in the post cards.#ourkindoftraitor#okot#paristourist

Blagged some new biker boots on the Moto Guzzi shoot! Thanks a lot POLICE 883. Xx.

People all over the world #GetOnTheDaneTrain! Follow my brother @danedehaan. #TeamElectro x #OsbornArmy

Hot couple alert. #nyc gonna save the world; And party down. @echriqui#wmw on Thursday

cuddling with my new buddy...he's playing with my hair

guess that's something I'm dealing with now

I am closer than I appear #Creeper#howhefellinloveroad trip #hhfilfilm

The little belly, the little seed that grows. Love grows within us regardless if freedom is not our choice. #oitnb#june6

Asia on her first flight! She just peed on my Saint-Laurent catsuit. #batpig

Private plane like Asiagaga, sip champagne like Asiagaga

Make up free and loving it!

Enjoying the sunshine with my gorgeous boy!#rebelheart

Just trying to get to my car!

Can't Wait. #Fashion#SneakPeek

Hiatus agrees with me.

Shooting for my fall HKNB collection with my dream team@tombachik@ericgabrielxx@sabrinabmakeup#hknb

i learned Muay Thai kickboxing guys

Caffeine and Dior red lippie. School reunion here I come.

Who has the best biceps? I got pumped up visiting these fantastic kids at gymnastics, one of the many sports here at the Arnold Sports Festival Rio.

#BoardwalkEmpire

My bud (@sophiabush) & I share the bond of the high of @biz & @ev tweets #nerds#supernerds#superdoopernerds

we made it with time to spare @JLo #iheartawards

Wearing Minin for @papermagazine go look at #paloaltoarticle on the cast @emmaroberts6@natfrompaloalto@ultravividscene@jamesfrancotv all shot on film by Gia Coppola ! And go see @paloaltomovie

Just two cats playing hard to get. #butiloveyouuuu

Mudrun Madness with @kimkardashian@steph_shep

Was in Berkley screening #LetBeCops with@MrJakeJohnson for some students, and look who popped up to see us? @DamonKWayans#DaddyDamon#LovethisGuy

Big hands I know you're the one


Nice running into the Ex tonight! ;)

The ultimate #RHOAReunion Selfie w/Phaedra, Kandi & Mama Joyce!

The Neon Gospel as photographed by @zoeydeutch

#cowselfie#milkit

This chick keeps creepin on me. Back off Marilyn, I have enough "friends". #fourseasonsproblems

Finn's most recent UK Elle spread is all about me.#proudson #elleUK

#SeveralSaturdaysAgo #HeWoreAShirt

Best running song ever @britneyspears #WorkB*tch I feel like I could run a marathon listening to that

Sitting under a palm tree, in a chair at Poquito Más,my favorite little taco stand in Burbank California next to the CW&Warner Bros.Why is that cool? Because, I just realized that 5 years ago, almost to the day- I was sitting right here drinking an iced tea waiting for my food and going over my lines before Auditioning for Damon Salvatore, just before I walked into the studio to get this show. Wow! 5 YEARS! It's been an amazing time since then. I'm so grateful to the powers that be at CBS, The CW&Warner Bros for taking a chance on me and giving me this role. Even though I bombed my 1st Network test at the CW...Kevin Williamson had to fight tooth and nail for me-I LOVE YOU KEVIN FOR YOUR VISION, DIRECTION, BROTHERSHIP AND CHANGING MY LIFE.You, Julie Plec and this team really created something special. We all thank you, the devoted fans and the audience of this thing we call, The Vampire Diaries Love you all Ian and Damon

Memphis bound. Stax records !!!

With @ronanfarrow at the #Time100 dinner. #msnbc @oitnb

#TBT when Anna met North! Oh and told us about our Vogue shoot! #BestDayEver#Vogue#NorthOnlyPayingAttentionToHerDaddyTakingThePic

Selfie attempt with a camel. #abudhabi

Taking a little time to admire the Vermont countryside #tbt

HAIMSON

Here's me and my new wife.

Me and Herr Director @josswhedon . Our fearless mutant leader.

Thk u so much to whoever made this incredible sweater with my portrait on it. Truly humbled

spanish guitar

first song I ever learnt

Dinner dates @karllagerfeld @lilyallen @fendi_official