Selfie Loathing: Lisa Rinna Is Fifty Years Old and Has Zits

Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, the Vanity Smurf extravaganza in which we roundup celebrity Instagrams and present them to you without comment. This week: The Kardashians are wrestling; Janelle Monae hangs with MIA; Jared Leto is in Russia and Lisa Rinna has skin issues. Enjoy.

Mayor is bringing his “A” game and few special friends to #InnerCircle. Saturday night, 7PM. Be there.

Driving in Drag! Drag Racing! (Why do I look like Helena Bonham Carter’s brother? LOL)

I made dis.

Lizard king

I love my job .Sushi anyone? #entouragemovie velvet cat eye shades by @lapoindependent

“Johnny Drama”&”Shauna” Kevin Dillon, friend for 2 decades. My personal favorite on Entourage.He needs no words to convey. Great Guy. I will miss our characters. Cest la Vie.. #entouragemovie

Does anyone know what time it is?

don’t mess with KhloMoney @kourtneykardash @khloekardashian

With my models this morning as I presented the collection to the Bloomingdales lingerie sales staff, all three of us in “Madame X”.

Kathy Purdy & Ellie Goldberg strike again cc @elliegoulding

5 more lbs to go

Cuz it’s finally famous

WHO DAT

50 with zits

Anne Frank Museum, Amsterdam

Long hair…… Don’t Care!!!!!! #artforfreedom #rebelheart #revolutionoflove

Good morning hair! @tweetsonurface

Just finished one of the most fun photo shoots ever!!! So excited for you guys to see it this summer!!! ��@itsashbenzo

Yes this happens sometimes #housewife

Haaaaa

Why not celebrate with some new piercings? 4 in one sitting…. #whoops!! #sorrynotsorry

MCM wallet but my money will not fold. #smsaudio #Animal Ambition

You better watch out @RealMissPiggy! @themuppets

I die #cakegate

My Irishman has worn this shirt every year thanks to his Dad wearing it years before…of course I will kiss you!

Hot tub selfie

Off to my lunch date with @edward_enninful and@realryry

Tbt that time at school I tried to fit as much bread in my mouth as possible! #funtimes

#UpInTheAir #videoselfie in MOSCOW#LoveLustFaithDreamsTour

Krasnodar sings THE KILL #lovelustfaithdreamsTour

This is what I’m like before coffee.

#thewireforever @bmoresnoop

“Raow!! Raow!!! It’s The Mother Of Dragons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mornin’ coffee – OF MICE AND MEN – great crowd last night – GREAT SHOW! – COME ON DOWN!

My reaction to my flight being delayed and not getting to sit with my girls. boof…

Where I’ll be till Season 4. #wrapped#thxforwatching#zzz

I’m the hoopiest of them all. I’ll hoop up all over your punk ass dude uncle! #hoops #sports #NoFilter #mcdonalds #BjArmstrong #teflongreg

Real gangstaz put their shades on with chopsticks! #ThugLife #TookMeLiterallyHalfAnHourToGetThemOn #MothafuckinWorthIt !!!

Fun announcement! Coming up today. Live stream oprah.com

It’s @enriqueiglesias at 11 #wwhl

Dior.

#bangerztour

Support our troops! #girlscoutsofamerica

Mi DEBILIDAD / My WEAKNESS…

olsen twins #foreveronthedancefloor

Editing in bed with a bag of frozen peas ’cause I have a rando face bruise. THAT GLAM SHOWRUNNER LIFESTYLE Y’ALL

#sayyousaymesayitforalways

#surreal

Wow… I was just told I now have the most-followed page on Facebook in the world! I still cannot believe it! I always wanted to have a lot of friends but never imagined it would be so many…86m! So humbled, can’t thank you guys enough for your support. I feel so fortunate to have you. Giant kiss! Forever thankful, Shak ¡Me acaban de contar que soy la persona con más amigos en Facebook en el mundo! ¡¡Aún no me lo creo!! ¡¡¡Siempre quise tener amigos, al menos los que pudiese contar con una mano!! pero nunca imaginé que llegarían a ser tantos!!! ¡Me siento muy honrada y sobretodo, afortunada de tenerles y contar con ustedes! ¡¡Un abrazo fuertísimo y un beso gigante!! ¡Gracias, por siempre! Shak

Merci RT �� @riccardotisci17 and @lamarquisette #newshoes

Ready to have fun in Vegas!!!

What has 1 eye, an IPhone and is getting lucky on this St Patricks Day??? THIS GUY…

Oh DEAR! The things I had to crop outta this picture!?!?!?! #ScandalThursday

School’s in session, Holly Holliday returns for the 100th episode of #glee tonight 8/7c @GLEEonFOX

Proud as heck of this guy, who brought down the house at The Troubadour tonight #bleachers

Little season 2 filming flashback #oitnb #bennett

In a @benandjerrys ice cream cake coma, hence the blurred vision. Thank you for this. #lifecomplete

Loving my rings!!!! #DeGustibusNonEstDisputandum

#MyDogJustSavedMyLife we just went for a walk and I fell because Willy pulled me back from getting hit by a car!!!! Then he jumped on top of me to protect me!#WhatAHero!

Looking at you…. looking at me!

Circle of friends. @harryshum @matt_morrison @markisthesaw @msleamichele #ThankYouGlee #glee100