Did Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom go home together on Saturday night? Is Katy Perry upset about it? Do any of us actually care about this melatonin-laced love triangle? I’m going to answer all those questions with a shrug, because this particular cheating “scandal” isn’t really doing it for me. Though, to be fair, it must be doing something—otherwise why would I be typing all this out?
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