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By Megan Carpentier Aug 4, 2009 10:00 AM

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Chuck Norris Falls Victim To Pathetic Political Pandemic

Today, Gawker's Alex Pareene and I mourn the passing of American action star Chuck Norris's brain, which has been infected with and ravaged by a scary sickness. R.I.P. Chuck! In happier news: Did we mention it's President Obama's birthday today?

<a href="http://www.coveritlive.com/mobile.php?option=com_mobile&task=viewaltcast&altcast_code=293ded48ef">Crappy Hour with Alex Pareene, August 4, 2009</a>

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