• Lindsay Lohan's first post-jail and post-rehab interview may be aired on the Today show.

• Francis Bean Cobain allegedly sent a message out to her mother, Courtney Love, via (an unverified) Twitter account.

• A court hearing has been scheduled for tomorrow morning to determine whether or not Lindsay Lohan can leave rehab two months early, but sources say she's already signed discharge papers and will sneak out today to avoid a media frenzy.

[Dublin, August 23. Image via WENN.]

• In the September issue of Elle, Julia Roberts says she refuses to get Botox because, "Your face tells a story and it shouldn't be a story about your drive to the doctor's office..."

• "Children and young women should be informed about airbrushing, so they don't fall victim to looking at an image and thinking that anyone can have a 12in waist. It is so not possible," said Equalities Minister Lynne Featherstone. [Guardian]

• Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem — who played a volatile couple in Vicky Cristina Barcelona — had an intimate wedding earlier this month that we're only hearing about just now.

• In an interview with TMZ, Gary Coleman's ex-wife Shannon Price said, "I don't want people to be so hard on me thinking I had to pull the plug too early. He wouldn't have made it anyway..."

• Lindsay Lohan may be formally found in violation of probation.

[Petionville, Haiti. Image via Getty.]

• Today on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, Heidi Montag revealed that in addition to the 10 recent plastic surgery procedures we know about, she also had her waist cinched and her "back scooped." Wondering what that is? Heidi has no idea:

• Martha Stewart's ex-best friend has written a book, in which she claims that Martha is desperate for a new husband.

• After six years on Grey's Anatomy, Katherine Heigl is jumping ship.

• There's a rumor that Sean Penn was thrown out of the Governor's Ball last night for punching Greg Shapiro, a Hurt Locker producer reportedly dating Robin Wright. Though there are numerous sources, gossips can't seem to get their stories straight:

• Sandra Bullock's post-Oscar plans:

• Helena Bonham Carter says of her relationship with Tim Burton:

• Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis: A "very smelly couple."

• Pornstar/Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James watched his apology live today at a press conference with lawyer Gloria Allred. James said she still wants, "An apology, one that was meaningful and that meant something, and I didn't hear none of that..."

[Beverly Hills, February 16. Image via x17.]

• In the March issue of W Megan Fox declares, "There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn't necessarily provoke a pinup image. But with me, it does, immediately..."

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Not splitting up. According to sources. [TMZ, People, NYDN]
• Sources also say when Brad and Angelina had dinner in NY earlier this month, they drank a lot of wine. Then Brad told Angie:

• "When we try to go to TGI Friday's or Applebee's, we can't eat because people go crazy." It has gotten so Snookie has taken to trying to conceal her identity behind sunglasses, even at night. [Page Six]