Scarlett Johansson Engaged to Stone Fox French JournalistS

Scarlett Johansson is officially engaged to Frenchman and too-hot-to-be-a-journalist journalist Romain Dauriac, her rep confirms. "They're very happy... they haven't chosen a date for the wedding." After faking us out numerous times this past year with non-nuptial diamond rings, her actual engagement ring is "a vintage Art Deco style." If that means anything to you. To me it mostly just means "not a Funyun."

Time to start the betting ring about where, when and how: I'm gonna go with Big Sur, late spring of 2014, rustic but with cleavage. [People]


Scarlett Johansson Engaged to Stone Fox French Journalist

In the wake of the last few weeks of benders, interventions, being kicked out of the house he shares with Khloe Kardashian and a DUI arrest, Lamar Odom went to rehab for drug and alcohol abuse, particularly crack, says a source: "He finally realized he needs help." Meanwhile, estranged Khloe had no idea he'd checked in, although she'd been encouraging him to do so for some time. [Gossip Cop, TMZ]


Scarlett Johansson Engaged to Stone Fox French JournalistS

A$AP Rocky is being sued for slapping a woman in the face ("a young mother," points out TMZ, because that's relevant?) during a Philadelphia concert.

The woman claims A$AP was trying to make his way through a crowd of dancing fans — with a bunch of girls pulling on his shirt — when A$AP turned and fired off an open-hand slap, connecting with her face.

She claims to have suffered whiplash from the incident. [TMZ]


Scarlett Johansson Engaged to Stone Fox French JournalistS

Dakota Fanning, 19, is dating 32-year-old model Jamie Strachan. I mean, it's legal, but that doesn't mean I necessarily have to be psyched that he was getting his first handjob while she was being born. I dunno. Discuss. [Wetpaint]


  • Melissa Etheridge won her case against ex Tammy Lynn Michaels re: taking their kids on tour. [TMZ]
  • Liam Payne's apartment had a fire, sending one of his friends to the hospital with second-degree burns on 20 percent of his body. Fires are scary as fuck; best wishes to all of them. [Gossip Cop]
  • A slimy Baldwin tell-all is on the horizon. [Radar Online]
  • Nickelodeon actress Jeannette McCurdy and NBA player Andre Drummond are dating after meeting on Twitter. So it can happen. If you're reading this. Orange Is The New Black's Matt McGorry. [Gossip Cop]
  • Here is a very strange but kind of awesome avant-garde photoshoot of an eight-months-pregnant Kim Kardashian for a new magazine by human stiletto Carine Roitfeld. [NYDN]
  • "Match The Diamond Grill To The Star," if you are still embarrassed about your SAT score and want to redeem yourself. [Radar Online]
  • Zoe Saldana maybe secretmarried boyfriend Marco Perego. [Page Six]
  • Dave Chappelle called the crowd in Hartford — where he left the stage early — a bunch of "young white alcoholics." "I wanted to pull a reverse Kramer: Call them all crackers or something like that." [TMZ]
  • Robin Thicke and Paula Patton went on a date in the wake of Buttgrab 2013. [People]
  • "A gif of Nick Jonas kissing his girlfriend Olivia Culpo? Why do we need this?" she asked. "It was then, my child, that I carried you," said the Lord. [People]
  • Sarah Silverman's dog, Duck, has died at 19. Saaaaad. :( [E!]
  • The highest-earning TV actress is Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials. JK, it's Sofia Vergara. [Gossip Center]
  • Katie Coo knew she wanted to get married again. [Page Six]
  • Christina Aguilera is in Maxim this month, talking about not wanting to be in control in the bedroom. [Radar Online]
  • Miley Cyrus called the paparazzi "cunts" and then tweeted about it proudly. [E!]
  • I am actually kind of into Count Ke$hula's cape because of the zero-fucks-given element. [E!]
  • Never mind, Jack Nicholson isn't retiring from acting. [E!]