<![CDATA[Jezebel: Scarjo]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Scarjo]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/scarjo http://jezebel.com/tag/scarjo <![CDATA[Sunday Night Sign Off]]> More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5852557&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Reminder: SNL Open Thread Tonight!]]> Hoo wee! There's a new SNL tonight, and the Jezebel open thread starts at 11:15 EDT. Scarlett Johansson hosts, and the Arcade Fire is the musical guest. Will Scarjo lend her pipes for a song? Watch and find out! More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5688942&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[So A Lesbian Shit-Ass Contacted Me And Requested Some Boobs. Okay.]]> So, I don't know. What to do here? Do I show boobs? Do I share boobs sent to me via email? Do I ask rhetorical questions until I get an answer? Is this a trigger alert? More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5631215&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent]]> Want to buy ScarJo's snot? Scarlett was on The Tonight Show yesterday evening, where she used a tissue and offered it up for charity on eBay (currently at $2,075). Clip at left. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5113359&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Breaking News: ScarJo & RyRen Engaged!]]> Scarlett Johansson's rep has confirmed that the actress (whose album drops May 20) is indeed betrothed to Ryan Reynolds, whose sheer physical perfection will not be noted, because that would be shallow. Not to mention plain-old objectifying, which is not cool. Anyway. Last we heard they were on the rocks but it seems all is well! Ready for another Hollywood wedding? [People] More »
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