Jezebel: Sawyer

Sawyer Is No Longer Lost

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 11:19:00 EDT

[On the set of Mission Impossible 4, Prague, October 14. Image via Splash.]

How I Broke Up With Lost And Never Looked Back

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 20 May 2010 15:00:00 EDT

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In 2008, I was seeing a seductive, thrilling lover who often mysteriously disappeared, leaving me with hundreds of unanswered questions. In other words, I was watching Lost. We broke up; I vowed never to watch again. Now the show's ending. More »

Lost: 6 Seasons Of Sawyer Saying "Son Of A Bitch"

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 12:00:00 EDT

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In addition to "live together, die alone," Sawyer's "son of a bitch" has become a Lost catchphrase, employed when he's angry, happy, confused, injured, and as a greeting—it's like his "aloha." All of them, after the jump. More »

Lost Guys: Found

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:10:00 EDT

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[Honolulu, March 28. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line

Megan Carpentier — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:40:00 EST

Hillary Clinton has not agreed to be Obama's Secretary of State even if she is officially offered it. [Politico]
She has, however, been asked to head Ted Kennedy's health reform task force next year. [The Hill]
Mr. Jowls will remain the Chairman of the Committee on Homeland Security. Jane Hamsher and others say, in so many words, fuck that guy. [Politico, Firedoglake, Politico]
Chuck Norris might be able to defeat ninjas, cowboys and anyone who talks back, but what he's really, really scared of is boys who like to kiss other boys (we assume that, like most raging homophobes, he furiously masturbates to girl-on-girl porn). Chuck Norris, I have watched gay bear porn and survived with nary a scratch. I double dog dare you. [Queerty]