Tilda Swinton, Image via the AP.

The image you’re about to see was taken for a W Magazine article about cryotherapy, a new age treatment in which patients endure three minutes of -230 degrees Fahrenheit in a “galactic, futuristic coffin”: the place where Tilda Swinton lives.

W Magazine makes no mention of Tilda Swinton in the article, anywhere, not even in the image caption. Are we just going to ignore this image, presumably captured just seconds after the coffin door swung open? “Go away!” she hissed, her hair bristling to make herself look larger to potential threats, freezing in place to blend into the wall.

Amazing.

Meanwhile, in the realm of the living, a weenie dog soared through the air.