Is this an elaborate decoy? Could another “B + J” POSSIBLY have birthed twins at UCLA Medical Center? Are we being trolled? Is this performance art? E! has the details, such as they are:

As speculation that Beyoncé give birth to her and Jay Z’s twins grows, an unidentified woman was photographed Friday at a Los Angeles hospital, carrying a bouquet of pink, purple and blue flowers with two giant baby foot-shaped pink and blue balloons that read, “Baby Girl” and “Baby Boy.” An eyewitness said the woman walked into the front of the building, then got back into her car and drove into an underground parking lot. She emerged five minutes later without the flowers.

And perhaps most importantly, when the big Instagram reveal finally does roll around, what will everyone be wearing?