Hello world. Tonight’s SNS is being hosted by Justin Theroux’s earring. People Stylewatch reports this is a cool new look, but I have some other accessory-related ideas to help Justin look edgy and hip in a post-Aniston world.

How about something inspired by Jason Patric in The Lost Boys?

Or Rufio from Hook?

Happy Saturday, everyone!


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