For when you want to either give up on or jump start your life.

Pizza gives me a lot of feelings I’ve had to confront lately, like when I encountered this deeply sad 5 dollar laminated slice in Whole Foods yesterday:

It was explained to me that this abomination comes from the chefs at Table 87 via Shark Tank. I think it is wrong and bad, but please share your pizza feelings in the comments.

Make a joyful noise for pizza. Happy Saturday!


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