Jezebel: Satire

Watch Lana Del Rey's Hunger Games

Jessica Coen — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:00:00 EST

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Another Congressional Dumbass Thinks The Onion is Real

Erin Gloria Ryan — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:45:00 EST

A Republican Congressman from Louisiana has become the laughingstock of the internet after posting a story from The Onion to his Facebook wall and then commenting on the sad, sad, evil state of the world. Congressmen: just like us! Or, rather, just like our elderly conservative great uncles who think that an "Abortionplex" is a real thing. More »

An Open Letter From Wilford Brimley to Paula Deen

Susan Batten — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:50:00 EST

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Is Herman Cain A Joke, For Real?

Cassie Murdoch — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 18:05:00 EST

Top 10 Subtle Ways To Tell Him He's Getting Flatulent

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 31 Jul 2011 14:06:06 EDT

As every woman knows, there are some things you can't just come out and say to your significant other. More »

I'm Afraid I Just Can't Keep Up With The Kardashians

Hortense Smith — Sun, 19 Sep 2010 18:40:00 EDT

Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend, Miles Austin, broke up this week, and my neighbor, supermarket tabloid aficionado Helen Peters, has written in to share her thoughts on the matter. More »

The Red Carpet Is The Greatest Carpet Of All Carpets

Hortense Smith — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 17:40:00 EDT

The Emmy Awards are airing this Sunday, and my neighbor, supermarket tabloid aficionado Helen Peters, has written in to share her thoughts on the matter. More »

An Expert Analysis Of Sarah Palin's New Cover Design

Katy Kelleher — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:17:00 EDT

Harper Collins has released the cover for Palin's new book, America by Heart. It will be available to deface come November. For now, we have to satisfy ourselves with judging just the image - with some help from the experts. More »

JWoww's Horrific Bedazzled Clothing On Sale Now!

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:15:00 EDT

Master couturière JWOWW debuted her luxury creations on her website yesterday. Moderately priced at only a few hundred dollars for dresses comprised of genuine Swarovski crystals, spandex, and European Lace, top fashion critics are weighing in on Ms. Woww's wares. More »

Girl Raised By Wolf Blitzer Struggles To Re-Enter Society

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:25:00 EDT

Meet Molly, the 10-year-old girl raised by Wolf Blitzer. She still speaks to imaginary friend "Christiane Amanpour," but thankfully she's stopped raving about how CNN has the "best political team on television." More »

"Picassoesque Face" Our New Least-Favorite Insult

Katy Kelleher — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 15:20:00 EDT

Despite all the joy The Onion has brought us, we occasionally rue the day they became the arbitrators of intelligent satire. Because sometimes, like when the joke can be reduced to lulz ugly women!, it's just not that funny. [TheOnion] More »

The Only Jersey Shore Parody We'll Ever Need

Lindsay Robertson — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:20:00 EST

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Comedian/actor Nick Kroll made a Jersey Shore audition tape as his Funny or Die alter-ego Bobby Bottleservice, whose motto is "Vokka, Jesus, and revenge." He portrays the men of the show quite accurately! More »

Chloe's Cushion, Or The Cork Rump

Sadie Stein — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:30:00 EDT

This gallery of surreal 18th-century hair images is truly awe-inspiring. These may be satirical, but it's easy to believe that vermin actually did (as reported) sometimes make nests in women's wigs. [BibliOdyssey] More »

"A Bible Based Marriage Is Between One Man And His Sister... And The Help!"

Katy Kelleher — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:40:00 EDT

What is a traditional marriage anyway? In this video, Ms. Betty Bowers, "America's Best Christian," schools us "unsaved trash" on God's real definition of marriage, as shown in the good book. [BettyBowers] More »

Grace Relations

Anna Holmes — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 12:30:00 EST

Sister Toldja, whose satirical post on the inauguration incited a firestorm after we posted it yesterday, is back with some heartfelt, honest things to say. Keep it civil in the comments. [Me Myself An Eye] More »

"If You're Old Enough To Vote, You're Old Enough Not To Vote"

Megan Carpentier — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:40:00 EDT

As a reminder that states' registration deadlines start expiring on Monday October 6th (go here if you still haven't registered!!), Steven Colbert kicked off his Voter Abstinence campaign last night. It's modeled on sexual abstinence campaigns, and encourages young people (less than half of whom voted in 2004) to consider whether they're really ready to commit to a candidate this time. John McCain approved his message, such as, but not the orgy. More »