<![CDATA[Jezebel: Sass & Bide]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Sass & Bide]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/sass & bide http://jezebel.com/tag/sass & bide <![CDATA[Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom's Perfume Promises Unisex Sexiness]]>
  • Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's perfume, Unbreakable, launches in a week. Unbreakable. Like their love. Get it? Let's speculate about what Khloe is thinking in that photo in the top corner. ("People are really going to buy this?") [Official Site]
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  • They said it would never happen, but a judge ordered that Google reveal Liskula Cohen's anonymous online tormentor. The model sued Google to find out who was behind a hate-blog about her, in order to file a defamation suit. [NYPost]
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  • Olivier Theyskens is holding true to the fundamentals. “When the economy changes, it’s not like you want to start eating bad-tasting chocolate,” he said, after showing his pre-fall collection for Nina Ricci. [WWD]
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  • Oh look! It's Melanie Griffith and her 17-year-old daughter Dakota, who is a model, entirely on her own merit. Oh what? You would rather have nepotism in charge of some less-influential realm of the public sphere? Hey, look who's on TV talking about the troop surge! So the scandal here is: does Dakota's modeling card lie about her size? [More »
    ]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=372732&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Tom Ford To Bequeath His Devastatingly Attractive Genes To A Baby?]]>
    • Oh lord: Tom Ford is having a baby in 2008. It will be "biologically" his, not his partner Richard Buckley's. "I don't want to get to 75 years old and just have made a lot of dresses, done some houses." In the same interview: "I don't find a guy's cock or a woman's vagina offensive; in fact, I find them beautiful." So will he be penetrating one to achieve this demonspawn? He probably won't be able to keep them off him! "I was having sex with girls when I was 14, and that was because they were pouncing on me." [Fashion Week Daily]
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    ]]>     http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=365800&view=rss&microfeed=true     <![CDATA[Karl Lagerfeld: Now Pocket Sized]]>
    • Karl Lagerfeld has designed a lead figurine of himself, to be sold as a limited edition (1,000 units only) for $300 at Paris boutique Colette. Perfect for teaching etiquette, nutrition, and brand-expansion strategy to your Homies! [WWD, 3rd item]
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    ]]>     http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=346449&view=rss&microfeed=true     <![CDATA[MTV Invests In Clothing Line Of Indentured Famous Person Lauren Conrad]]>
    • Shocking but true: MTV is investing in subversive style iconoclast Lauren Conrad's clothing line. What, Emily Weiss didn't tell her about "private equity"? We think this is a first for media behemoth Viacom and the apparel industry and we can only hope Toastie and Scott Baio's BFF are next, and that whoever owns Fuse will back Heidi and Spencer's line of American flag wear, and that no one in the country ever buys any of this shit. [Portfolio]
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