Real life vaudevillian villain (without the mustache) Sarah Palin enthralled the audience at the Conservative Political Action Conference this weekend with a rendition/perversion of well-known liberal Democrat Dr. Suess' beloved book, Green Eggs and Ham. Because I guess whenever Palin hits the stage, all logic goes out the window and it suddenly becomes Aunt Maverick's Unsound Rhetoric Variety Showcase!!! Now with 50% more American flag stilettos!
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